Director
Gail Mancuso
DIRECTOR
Andrew D. Weyman
John Pasquin
John Whitesell
Philip Charles MacKenzie
Mark K. Samuels
Ellen Gittelsohn
Gary Halvorson
John Sgueglia
Roseanne Barr
Jeff Margolis
Stars (in credits order)
Roseanne Conner
John Goodman
Dan Conner
Laurie Metcalf
Jackie Harris
Michael Fishman
D.J. Conner
Sara Gilbert
Darlene Conner
Alicia Goranson
Becky Conner
Johnny Galecki
David Healy
Natalie West
Crystal Anderson-Conner
Glenn Quinn
Mark Healy
Sarah Chalke
Becky Conner-Healy
Estelle Parsons
Beverly Harris
Martin Mull
Leon Carp
Michael O'Keefe
Fred
Sandra Bernhard
Nancy Bartlett
James Pickens Jr.
Chuck Mitchell
Cole Roberts
Jerry Garcia Conner
Tom Arnold
Arnie Thomas
Bonnie Bramlett
Bonnie Watkins
Adilah Barnes
Anne-Marie Mitchell
George Clooney
Booker Brooks
John McConnell
Bob
Shelley Winters
Nana Mary
Garrett Hazen
Andy Harris
Kent Hazen
Emma Kenney
Harris Conner-Healy
Ames McNamara
Mark Conner-Healy
Jayden Rey
Mary Conner
Anne Faulkner
Sylvia Foster
Evelina Fernández
Juanita Herrera
Fred Willard
Scott
Danielle Harris
Molly Tilden
Ron Perkins
Pete Wilkins
Matt Roth
Fisher
Ned Beatty
Ed Conner
Bob Fuller
Airline Steward
Mara Hobel
Charlotte Tilden
Wings Hauser
Ty Tilden
Kristopher Kent Hill
Lonnie Anderson
Melora Walters
Debbie
Charlayne Woodard
Vonda Green
Brian Kerwin
Gary Hall
Lori Tan Chinn
Iris
Meagen Fay
Kathy Bowman
Danton Stone
Jerry Bowman
Debra Mooney
Mrs. Wellman
Nancy Fish
Claire
Walter Jacobson
Walter
Allan Stephan
Allan
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
George
Bob Nickman
Antonio
Heather Matarazzo
Heather
Elizabeth Franz
Marsha
Lindsay Fisher
Dana Hudson
Dann Florek
Doctor
Jared Rushton
Chip Lang
Morgan Fairchild
Marla
Michael Des Barres
Dr. Phillips
Dan Butler
Art
Andrea Walters
Bonnie Lang
Don Maxwell
Willy
Ahmad Stoner
Jordan
Joe Keyes
Customer #2
Jason Davis
Obnoxious Vampire Kid
Doug Fieger
Nick
Robert Miranda
Andy
Stephen Dorff
Jimmy Meltrigger
Stan Freberg
Mr. Parkin
Traci Lords
Stacy Flagler
Ritch Shydner
Carl
Colleen Camp
Dawn
Ken Kells
Ken
Phil Leeds
Grandmama Lily
Jim Varney
Prince Carlos
Jay O. Sanders
Ziggy
William Sadler
Dwight
Matt Norero
Brian
Kay Arnold
Joan Crinshaw
Lee Garlington
Carole Karoszek
Joe Minjares
Cop
Judy Prescott
Miss Crane
Louisa Abernathy
Nurse
David Donah
Dean
Sally Kirkland
Barbara Healy
Tom McTigue
Rob Elk
Customer
Tim Curry
Roger
Tony Edwards
Lois Bromfield
Alice
Carl Franklin
Gil
Tristan Tait
Barry Parker
Josh Williams
Jeremy Roberts
Jay
Alex Cole
Male customer
June Lockhart
Leon's Mother
Johnny Dark
Frank Andrews
Michael Traeger
Marvin
Jake Pentland
Kid #1
Lynn Ann Leveridge
Lucy
D'Anne Avner
Woman in Coffee Shop
Sid Youngers
Set Crew
Michael Dempsey
Ray
John 'Juke' Logan
Man Who Takes Chair
Jeff Heston
Alien #2
Rick Spector
Clinton Allmon
Alien #1
John Randolph
Al Harris
Mark Carlton
Sgt. Wilcox
Ahmet Zappa
Roy-Al
Iqbal Theba
Dr. Bakshi
Red Buttons
Jake
Danny Masterson
Jimmy
Ruta Lee
Joyce
Ben Thomas
Cop #2
Selma Archerd
Lucille
Mariel Hemingway
Sharon
Tony Rich
Party Guest
David Tyree
Mose Powell
Bob Telford
Bill
Stella Butler
Audience Member
Bobbie Bates
ACTOR
Zoe Perry
Little Jackie
Luke Edwards
Sonia Curtis
Tina
Kathleen Freeman
Edna
Kathryn Joosten
Carol, woman in dance class
Mo Gaffney
Astrid Wentworth
Tory Christopher
Scott McKinley
James Brolin
Edgar Wellman Jr.
Anthony Robbins
Tony Robbins
Sal Barone
'D.J.' Conner
Todd Field
Charles
Kevin Dunn
Burt Drucker
Elya Baskin
Foreign Man
Jeff Corey
Salesman
Hal Rayle
Announcer
Gary Bayer
Attleroy
Joe Grifasi
IRS Office Supervisor
DeeDee Rescher
Karen Hudson
Paul Feig
Pete
Vicki Lawrence
Phyllis Zimmer
Shecky Greene
Uncle Sol
Matthew Fishman
Stinky Conner
Debbie Reynolds
Audrey Conner
Jaime Leigh Allen
Hostess
Jack McGee
Worker #1
Tony Crane
Johnny Swanko
Brett Baxter Clark
Hunk #1-Zeek
Jonathan Chapin
Shoe Clerk
Lou Bonacki
John Walter Davis
Ted Graham
Oliver Darrow
Gene the Police Officer
Guy Boyd
Pat
Phil Buckman
Florist Delivery Boy
Andi Chapman
Denise, IRS Information Clerk
Katsy Chappell
Kelly
Timothy Carhart
Jonathan
Jack Blessing
Cyrano
Vic Polizos
Jack Morgan
Dawn M. Davis
Norma
Ed Begley Jr.
Principal Alexander
Peter Jason
Jim
Mike Pniewski
Perry Watkins
Kari Coleman
Melissa
Murray Rubin
Band Leader
James Le Gros
Mr. Schlosser
Lawrence Broch
Frances Fisher
Savannah
Steve Vinovich
Patricia Gaul
Patsy
Robert Harper
Edgar Lang
Jan Munroe
Worker #2
Bill Pentland
Freddy Meeker
Mary Fogarty
Nurse's Aide Mary
Lisa Cloud
Saleswoman at 'The Ultimate' Clothing Store
Patrika Darbo
Marge Dolman
Mark Lowenthal
Ed - IRS Office Clerk
Jay Byron
Waiter
Oz Tortora
Salesperson
Amy Aquino
Linda Wagner
Brad Garrett
Doug
Robert Clohessy
Al
Bonnie Urseth
Woman
Stephen Bridgewater
Donald
Joshua Beckett
Howard
Marilyn Rockafellow
Mrs. Hamilton
Deborah G. Dalton
Edie McClurg
Harriet
Rondi Reed
Therapist
Riff Regan
Cashier
Jaime Capone
Jaime
Debra D'Amato
Woman at Game
Joan Collins
Ronnie, Roseanne's Cousin
Bill Maher
Loretta Lynn
Lenny Wolpe
Frank Denvers
Miriam Parrish
Sally Knapp
Tom Amandes
Ashley Johnson
Lisa
Jenna Elfman
Garland
John Popper
Stingray Wilson
Sean O'Bryan
Tobias Anderson
Jeff Garlin
Donna LaBrie
Nurse Chambers
Beverly Dixon
Bickering Wife
Alan David Gelman
Donnie Karoszek
Alyson Hannigan
Jan
Nancy Lenehan
Happy Customer
Judith Jordan
Secretary
Monty Hoffman
Man in Line
Stephen Lee
Barnie
Scott Burkholder
Tommy
Gracie Harrison
Jennifer
Danny Gans
Wayne Newton Impersonator
David Greenlee
Checkout Clerk
Troy Davidson
Todd Bowman
John David Conti
Lou
Eileen Davis
Birth Class Instructor
Belita Moreno
Woman at Retirement Home
Michael Bryan French
Dr. Dixon
Michael Anthony Rawlins
Flower Delivery Guy
Robert Machray
Lisa Banes
Mrs. Simms
Brandi Brown
Andy Age 17
Pat Bullard
Deliveryman #1
Travis Weaver
Ralph
Cynthia Von Orthal
Mrs. Holmes
Ellen DeGeneres
Dr. Whitman
Pat Harrington Jr.
Pat Harrington
David Strickland
First Cop
Lennie Loftin
The Waiter
Charlie Hill
Mr. Hill (DJ's Teacher)
Brendan Hill
Bandmember
Jeffrey Nordling
Joe Matthews
Jerry Springer
Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs
Louis
Carmen Filpi
Very first Hans
Linda Tran
Betsy
Joseph Michael Cala
David Hall
Rebecca Schull
Miss English
Lynne Thigpen
Dr. Bryce
Michael Phenicie
Stan Harmony, Fitness Salesman
Liz Georges
Lizzie
Ed Hamilton
Coroner's Assistant
Stephen Root
Peter Lundy
Rick Hall
Eugenia Buerklin
Customer #1
Yunoka Doyle
Meryl
Lance Davis
Justice
Bradley Mott
Ragueneau
Dom Angelo
Craps Dealer
Richard Riehle
Mr. Evans
Don Keith Opper
Policeman
Randall Slavin
Sean
Susan Krebs
Gil Montie
Gil the Tattooist
Bob Odenkirk
Blake Clark
Vic
Kevin Dunigan
Police Officer
Victoria Edwards
Female customer
Lisa Rieffel
Dinah
Jeannetta Arnette
John Loprieno
Cordero Roberts
Lewis Dix Jr.
Mr. Williams
Floyd 'Red Crow' Westerman
Floyd
Michael Mantell
Nielsen Rep
Fred Asparagus
Jerry Garcia
Mark McAdam
Buddy
Stomp
Chan Kinchla
Matthew Ness
Josh Meyer
Megan Cavanagh
Gary Kasper
Frank
Challen Cates
Cindy Kenner
Hugh Hefner
Hugh M. Hefner
J. Robin Miller
Edelweiss girl in love
Kathleen Sullivan
Bob Einstein
Howard Morton
Rhea Seehorn
Carrie
Tim Bagley
French Stewart
Neil Ross
Wrestling Commentator
Eric Allan Kramer
Bobo
Dabbs Greer
Joe
J. Patrick McNamara
Dave the Coroner
Mary Anne McGarry
Saleswoman
Royce Wallace
Booker fantasizer
Michael Earl Reid
Judy Kain
Steve Carlisle
Parker Whitman
Judy Heinz
Wayne Newton
David Lascher
Eric
Jenny Beck
Tanya
Diana Castle
Sally's Pushy Mom
Don Took
Pastor McCabe
Judith Hoag
Kerry
Mark Blum
Mike Summers
Terri Treas
Jane, Female Instructor
Max Brooks
Snarky Customer
Nigel Gibbs
Dr. Foster
Rick Dees
Maureen Kelly
David Sage
Priest
Michael Paul
Max
John Farley
Christopher Darga
House Buyer
John Christian Graas
Kid #2
Stevie Ray Fromstein
Lanyard A. Williams
Prisoner
Tom Baumgartner
RaéVen Kelly
Geena Williams
Joyce Guy
Jim Turner
Stu Mehlman
Clint Ritchie
Clint Buchanan
Rob Camilletti
Deliveryman #3
David Feldman
Wedding Officiant
Neil Conrad
Network Censor
Sharon Stone
Trailer Park Resident
Cathy Ladman
Cathy
Darnell Suttles
Bear Doctor
David Dunard
Sgt. Dixon
Michael P. Byrne
Jerry Dunphy
Don
Ahmed Ahmed
Hakeem
Rick Fitts
Xosha Roquemore
Geena Williams-Conner
Doug Stanhope
Brent Pope
Valente
Izzie Coffey
Girl
Jeff Harlan
Dr. Sawyer
Jesse Martinez Carlos
Kris Erik Stevens
Dave
Fred Thompson
Keith Faber
Ivory Ocean
Pool Player
Bert Parks
Judge
Zoaunne LeRoy
Waitress
Lou Wills
Bickering Husband
Jodi Long
Woman in Line
Natalie Strauss
Greta Brown
Customer #3
Ross Malinger
Sammy Miller
Judy Gold
Amy
Susan Quick
Lady #2
Marla Frees
Cynthia Marie King
Suzy
Michael Hoover
Elvis Impersonator
Lee Arenberg
Ghost of Hallowe'en Past
Thomas Kopache
Donald Bobeck
James Lew
Male Instructor
David Crosby
Duke
Adam Hendershott
Clara Bryant
Lisa Healy
Lou Hancock
Nun
Anne Gee Byrd
Teacher
Bill Bauer
Audie MacDonald
David Wells
Protester
Robert S. Woods
Bo Buchanan
Jazzmun
Diana Ross
Nicolas Meyst
Elijah Anderson
Romy Rosemont
Margaret D.
Joel Polis
Norm Crosby
Reverend Crosley
Christopher M. Brown
Deborah Jolly
Skeleton Doctor
Carrie Snow
Ingo Neuhaus
Big Nate Kanae
Lee
Valerie-Jean Miller
Stage Manager
Lorna Scott
Patty Ross
Bobby Barrows
Anne Bedian
Fatima
Ethan Cohn
Earnestine Phillips
Drue Delio
Patron
Carlos Ramirez
Angelina Fiordellisi
Janine
Richard Partlow
Larry Clemmons
Charles Wahlheim
Hunk #2 - Jake
Duane Whitaker
Mike
Stephen Prutting
Tobey Maguire
Jeff
Gary McGurk
Jojo Smollett
Chuck Jr.
Bethany Allyn
Sally
Frank DeAngelo
Dealer
Jared Seide
Gordan
Taylor Fry
Nicole
Mitzi McCall
Peg
Steve Jones
Weirdo
Sarah Rayne
Nicki Healy
Mario Roccuzzo
Ghost of Hallowe'en Present
Sip Culler
Steve
Paul Eisenhauer
Robin Greer
Nick Corello
Glenn
Florence Henderson
Flo Anderson
Laura Kightlinger
Marge
Frank Smith
Carlease Burke
Police woman
Steve Susskind
Steve Moore
Turtle Doctor
Jon Polito
Mr. Russo
Kymberly Newberry
Minister
Mother Love
Soba
Bob Rubin
Lisa Pescia
Nurse #2
Bobby Porter
Bill Morris
Christopher Lloyd
Andy Milder
Jake Regal
Carrington Rouse
Tom Virtue
Jostled Drinker
Michael Leopard
Richard
Johnny Sunset
Bradley Pierce
Jason
Jason Horst
Barry's Friend
Ralph Salducci
Bouncer
Rachel Hunt
Gary Bullock
Ghost of Hallowe'en Future
Joey Simmrin
James Staszkiel
Kelvin
Elizabeth Quill
Waitress in Commercial
Kimberley Strong
Mark Ballou
Lunch Box Customer
Kevin Gardner
James
Alec Mapa
Kyle
Justin Isfeld
Joanne K. Liebeler
Jackie's Mail Carrier
Alexis Arquette
Allan Kolman
Treva Tegtmeier
Biff Wiff
Tyler
Carl LaBove
Paul Tyler
Toby Hill
Security Guard
Alain Ali Washnevsky
Samir
Denise D'Amico
Ginger
Sarah Rose Karr
Child
Nick Toth
Captain Johnson
Molly David
Abraham Benrubi
Teenage Dan
Lisa Robins
Taylor Leigh
Pam Patrick
Brice Beckham
Lenny Goldsmith
Singing Prisoner
Linda Porter
Beverly's Friend
Christopher Morley
Bob Zany
Magician Doctor
Ed Yeager
Guest
Robin Leach
Steve Saucedo
Arnold
Kenzie Caplan
Howard David
Bar Patron
Delana Michaels
Annie Abbott
Lady #1
Stephen Taylor Knott
Sara Rue
Teenage Roseanne
Barry Cutler
Florence Sundstrom
Patricia Van Ingen
Byron Batista
Teresa Barnwell
Hillary Clinton
Callan Farris
Kazim
Janet Rotblatt
Allen Covert
Man #1
Julianne Michelle
Steve Kramer
Roger's Father
Albert Potash
Thug Customer
Leslie Upson
David Michaels
Steven Seagal
Myah Dillard
Janellen Steininger
Younger Beverly
Annette Washington
Female Customer
Elda Lopez
Toran Caudell
David Quittman
1st Kid
The Chanel Twins
Krystee Clark
Cindy
Travis Kisgen
2nd Kid
Katie Bell
Little Roseanne
Diana Theodore
Benjamin Kimball Smith
Trick-or-Treater
Bradley Joseph
Brian Levinson
Adrian Pearson
Brady Bluhm
Nizhoni Hill
Jenny Lewis
Diane
Tom Wright
Phil Green
Madge Sinclair
Muriel Johnston
Ann Wedgeworth
John Marshall Jones
Alan Blumenfeld
Zack
Cleavant Derricks
David Wohl
Geoff
Troy W. Slaten
Martin
J.J. Johnston
Jay Bryant
Harper Roisman
Joe Foster
Paco Vela
Emilio Herrara
Eda Zahl
Mrs. Tubor
Glenn Shadix
Christian Jacobs
Andrew
Peter Smith
Justin Dana
Matthew
Diane Dorsey
Barbara Billingsley
Self - June Cleaver, TV Mom #1
Pat Crowley
Self - Joan Nash, TV Mom #5
Jean Speegle Howard
Irene Cornelli
Alley Mills
Self - Norma Arnold, TV Mom #4
Isabel Sanford
Self - Louise Jefferson, TV Mom #3
Eric Christmas
Psychiatrist
Tony James
Stomp Performer
Jack Murdock
Skip Cornelli
Darin Mangan
Dancer
Dean Testerman
AA Sponsor
Steven Dean Davis
Cafe Stomp Performer
Robert Kessler
Tammy Perks
Wife at Marriage Counselor
Romie Talton
Colin Powell, Mose's son
Eric Dane
Bellhop
Joanna Lumley
Patsy Stone
Jennifer Saunders
Edina Monsoon
Marlo Thomas
Tina Beige
Tony Curtis
Hal
Erick Avari
Prince's Assistant
Dina Merrill
Doris
Moon Unit Zappa
Carol
Jim J. Bullock
Hillary Tuck
Kiki
Amzie Strickland
Agnes
Dana Gould
Chip
Jonathan Mangum
Flip
Tammy Faye Bakker
Make-up Lady
Matt Nolan
Busboy
Paul Kiernan
Craig Shoemaker
Phil
Christy Martin
Christy
Arianna Huffington
Estree Longet
Warren Sroka
Ernest Harada
Grinnell Morris
Skip
May Quigley
Todd Oldham
Jeff Williams
Dr.Rucker
Sharon Omi
Seaweed Girl
Jonathan Emerson
The Yoga Instructor
Jana Robbins
Dr. Walker
Verne Lundquist
Bob Pepper
Lounge Patron
Lance Patrick
Hans the Hare student
Susan Knight
Randall Arney
Andrea Marcellus
Spa Patron
Ronald E. House
Werner
Philip Nolen
Karl
Midori Meyer
Frank Ryan
Dr. Frank Ryan
Dot-Marie Jones
Black Widow
Spice Williams-Crosby
Cincinnatti Patti
Rayford Barnes
Golf Course Manager
Richard Paul
Kit Pongetti
Ticket Taker
Faith Minton
Wrestler
Richard Derby Attwill
Barnes
Ted Christino
Tourist (uncredited)
Karis K. Christensen
Dancer (uncredited)
Jim Durham
Basketball announcer (uncredited)
Joy Christino
Larry Blackman
Store Clerk (uncredited)
Cher
Cher (uncredited)
Chris Tucker
Self (uncredited)
Christina Pickles
Perfume Counter Saleswoman (uncredited)
Bruce Willis
Bruce Willis (uncredited)
John Getz
John Hale (TV Reporter) (uncredited)
Steve Bernie
Mall PA Announcer (uncredited)
Stevie Sterling
Stripper (uncredited)
Leonardo DiCaprio
Darlene's Classmate (uncredited)
Bob Hope
Bob Hope (uncredited)
David Moskowitz
Casino Guest (uncredited)
Paul LeClair
Wedding Guest (uncredited)
Mark Taormino
Party Guest (uncredited)
Bob Courts
Shirley Lang
Sean Christiansen
Party Goer (uncredited)
Linda Lang
Neil Patrick Harris
Dr. Doogie Howser (uncredited)
Danny Sheridan
Hank the Bass Player (uncredited)
Yvonne Zima
Girl in Lunch Box (uncredited)
Chris Farley
Man in Clothing Store (uncredited)
Fabio
Fabio (uncredited)
Genie Francis
Laura Spencer (uncredited)
Anthony Geary
Luke Spencer (uncredited)
Dweezil Zappa
Guitarist (uncredited)
Bill Blair
Lunch Box Patron (uncredited)
Jesco White
Dan's Clog-Dancing Cousin (uncredited)
Ellis Williams
Man (uncredited)
Neil Funk
Tina Louise
Roseanne (uncredited)
Dawn Wells
Darlene (uncredited)
Don Swayze
Guest Star (uncredited)
Bob Denver
Jackie (uncredited)
Milton Berle
Transvestite at Wedding (uncredited)
William Schallert
Martin Lane (uncredited)
Russell Johnson
Mark (uncredited)
Ed McMahon
Ed McMahon (uncredited)
Sherwood Schwartz
Sherwood Schwartz (uncredited)
Dave Mallow
Radio Announcer (uncredited)
Tera Hendrickson
Trippy Dancer (uncredited)
Michael J. Rosenberg
(uncredited)
Edward Asner
Lou Grant (uncredited)
Mike Tyson
Mike Tyson (uncredited)
Tiny Tim
Ukulele Teacher (uncredited)
Jamie Harrold
Room Service Waiter (uncredited)
Don King
Don King (uncredited)
Scott Hamilton
Scott Hamilton (uncredited)
Lynnanne Zager
911 Operator (uncredited)
Peggy Mannix
Woman on Plane (uncredited)
Johnny Meyer
Amusement park worker (uncredited)
Sarah Krasner
Todd Oldman's Fashion Model (uncredited)
Laura Gail
Amusment Park Worker (uncredited)
David Mendenhall
Clerk (uncredited)
Kevin Marshall Brady
Party Host (uncredited)
Krystian Alexander Lyttle
Mark's Classmate (uncredited)
David Lewis
Idiot Friend (uncredited)