Director
Matthew Hawkins
DIRECTOR
Adam Brodie
Dave Derewlany
Mark Mainguy
Ed Macdonald
Stars (in credits order)
Jon Dore
Self
Ricardo Hoyos
Young Jon
Steve Dylan
Phillip the Sound Guy
Mark Forward
Mark
James Vail
Homeless Man
Allison Dore
Jon's Sister
Brenda, the Hamster
William Colgate
Larry the Janitor
Pete Zedlacher
Drunk Man
Levi MacDougall
Jesus
Tony Krolo
Detective
Ashley Wolstat
Juror #5
Brad Moore
Clown
Tonya McNabb
P.A.
Laurie Elliott
Laurie
Peter Kosaka
Yu Mi
Doug Lennox
Cowboy
Kim Allan
Crissy
Tim Blake
Businessman
John Catucci
Mechanic
Araby Lockhart
Ms. Adelaide St. Vincent
Pat Thornton
Cable Guy
Jeff McEnery
Anti-Gun Fundraiser
Kate Steen
Jury Foreman
Kelly King
Blind Girl's Mother
Suzie Vera
Juror #3
David Hutchinson
Taxi Driver
Dawn Whitwell
Angry Bar Patron
Bill Turnbull
Writers Room: Nerdy Writer #1
Aaron Kohn
Army Cadet
Ben Gans
Cafe Owner
Kashif Khan
Writers Room: Nerdy Writer #2
Chris Ciepiela
Writers Room: Nerdy Writer #3
Rebecca Kohler
Nerdy Girl
Peter Anthony
Writers Room: Jock Writer
George Duff
Senior
Dave Hemstad
Joe Merritt
Zie Souwand
Nerd
Nicole Huff
Little Girl #1
Kathy Layton
Rob Ramsay
Chunks
Boyd Banks
Homeless Guy
Jessica Booker
Mrs. Wrinklestein
Jory Finklestein
Adam
Mike Wilmot
Jimmy the Jaguar
Camden Angelis
Little Girl
Andy Boorman
Bob
Aron Tager
Mr. Pansky
Matt Baram
David
Jeremiah Sparks
Genie
Kasia Vassos
Girl in Line #1
Christina Murphy
Toni Grates
Sad Woman
Harold Jerome
Santa
Katie Crown
STD Player: Narrator
Anne Page
Old Lady Addict
Kyle Harrington
Kid
Kylee Evans
Jon's Girlfriend
Karen Ivany
Jon's Fake Wife
Jill Frappier
Woman
Tamsen McDonough
Hooker
Odeen Eccleston
Girl in Line #2
Chantal Fontaine
Fighting Woman #1
Jason Harper
Man in White
Jimmy Loftus
Stinky Man
Lindsey Russell
Little Girl on Bike
Jon Smith
Dale
Lorry Ayers
Sean Tucker
DJ
Briana Andrade-Gomes
Young Jon's Girlfriend
STD Player: Mouth
Robert Church
Gym Teacher
Sarah Connell
Noir Woman
Michael Costas
Jon's Fake Son
Hayley Lochner
Teenage Girl
Michèle Tredger
Pregnant Woman
Tim Dutaud
Bouncer
Dave Martin
Mourner #1
Jordan McCloskey
Stoner
Sharron Dore
Jon's Motyjer
Warren McAllister
Skateboard Kid #1
Don Park
Tenant
Sergio de la Rocha
Bar Regular
Angela McDonald
Fighting Woman #2
Tara Yelland
Sexy Nurse #1
Ingrid Hart
STD Player: Vagina
Lila Ghadban
Orphan Girl
Andrea J. Moses
Jon's Therapist
Donald Jong
Mr. Ado
Pat Kelly
St. Peter
Kelly Ge
Jon's Fake Daughter
Luke Bilyk
Skateboard Kid #2
Robert J. Tavenor
Mourner #2
Nikolai Tichtchenko
Elf Nurse
Paul Arno
Priest
Gabrielle Prata
Bar Patron
Brad Carson
David Dore
Jon's Father
Claire Robinson
Baby #1
Bryan Barker
Reacting Crowd Member
Grant Boyle
Party Guy #1
Aaron Eves
STD Player: Anus
Geny Walters
Armand Teodorescu
Boxing Opponent
Stephen R. Hart
Emcee
Allana Harkin
Food Bank Fundraiser
B.J. McQueen
City Hall Security Guard
Gage Munroe
1800's Boy
Phil Hanley
Writers Room: Writer #1
Billy Otis
VLT Player
Dina Pino
Mother
Kennedy McGuckian
Skateboard Kid #3
Cindy Dukoff
Matthew Morris
Michael Geil
Evan Robinson
Baby #2
Charmaine Hamp
Mourner #3
Liam Kishinevsky
Little Dave
Madison Fitzpatrick
The Twins
Randy Triggs
Bearded Man
Kyle Patrick Clarke
Kid #1
Emily Steadman
Writers Room: Kid Writer
Lee Yankou
Party Guy #2
Nathan Stephenson
Enviromental Fundraiser
Derry Robinson
Santa Clause
Kyle Macklam
Graffiti Teen
Rebecca Ablack
Blind Girl
Anand Rajaram
Jesus Quintana
Robert Fulton
Man with gun
John Corbett
Bartender
Graham Clark
Writers Room: Writer #2
Lauren Mak
Girl #1
Stella McMann
Baby
Horace A. Watson
Judge
Hootie Ghaffari
Bully
Juliette Nurse
Courtney Fitzpatrick
Adam Chuckryk
Shirtless Soldier
Ashleigh Gillan
Emily Persich
Kid #2
Dorette Walker
Nurse
Anthony Araujo
Philip the Sound Guy Jr.
Myles Vita Finzi
David Benjamin Tomlinson
Homelessness Fundraiser
Jesse Bostick
Neck Snapping Boy
John Shafer
Jim Annan
Audience Member
Adrian David Lloyd
Marcia Diamond
75 Year Old Pregnant Woman
Kendall Gawryluk
Screeches
Derek Bujalski
Paramedic
Adeline McMann
Shaunna Hamat
Girl #2
Ian McPhail
Drug Dealer
Reiya Downs
Jessica Nichols
Sexy Woman #1
Anna Jaeger
Bride
Eileen Murphy
Writers Room: Writer
John Grose
Bat Throwing Kid #1
Tony Lombardo
Writers Room: Drunk Writer
Allen Zarnett
Cameraman
Johnny Gardhouse
Monkey Wrangler
Cosette Derome
Daniel Lupetina
Justine Resendes
Juror #1
Chris Armstrong
Basketball Player #2
Bill Hackenbrook
Simon Simm
Jamal
Darrin Rose
Groom
David Cormican
Male Model
Jay Yoo
Writers Room: Asian Writer
Neil Babcock
Bat Throwing Kid #2
Eric Toth
Christina Bilyk
Sexy Woman #2
Arlene Frattini
Old Lady
Kira Magyar
Little Girl #2
Jamaal Grant
Mr. Phong
Christopher Seivright
Basketball Player #3
Dan Duran
Chet Goodman
Chantal Vachon
Juror #2
Jasna Selak
Makeup Arist
Leonie Gagne
Passing Couple
Wilbert Headley
Polar Bear
Connor Jessup
Bat Throwing Kid #3
Nadia Barosso
Female Model
Norm Sousa
Stanley Taylor
Male Nurse #1
Daniel Aiken
Writers Room: Zombie Writer
Joanne Yeo
Krista Wilson
Young Woman
Jamie Bloch
Little Girl #3
Anna Louise Richardson
Nurse Dickweed
Alan Park
TV Announcer
Elaine Euwen
Sherry, the make-up artist
Livingstone Beaumont
Crowd Member #1
Shawn Korson
Richlin Fharlo
Basketball Player #4
Barry W. Cook
Weatherman
Ron Reider
Crew Member
Charles Wadhwa
Tyler Lange
Screaming Kid
Chris Garvin
Chris
Leslie Faltine
Old Man with Cane
David Mesiano
Writers Room: Ghost Writer
The Doo-Wops
Writers Room: Ghost Writers
Brian Wilson
Zoe Cleland
Mean Girls Writers Room
Norwich Duff
Catholic Writers Room: Priest
Steve Ambrose
Neighbour
Jamie Watling
Cop
Tracy Shea-Porter
The Hooker
Jordan Johnson-Hinds
Basketball Player #5
Mike Tyrell
Milk Drinker
Amy Lynn Grover
Juror #4
Krista Moore
Derek Keurvorst
Doctor
Dan Sudek
Crowd of Protestors
Kylanna Lee
Racecar Driver Woman
Costa Tovarnisky
Margaret Hardy
Older Couple
Wilma Dyson
Jon's Neighbour
Christy Bruce
Charades Woman
Ian Sirota
Writers Room: Euro Trash Writer #1
Danielle Bouffard
Philip Volderson
Boy
Barbara McCrea
Catholic Writers Room: Nun
Dryfus
Writer's Room: Dog
Sandy Jobin-Bevans
Man
Paul Constable
Man in Wheelchair
Barry Hardy
Gerard McIsaac
Armless Blackjack Dealer
Tyler Bruce
Child with Bike
Margot Roesslein
Writers Room: German Writer
Michelle Brown
Julia Scarlata
Katherine Flores
Clare White
Buzzy Bee
Gamble
Naomi Snieckus
Horace Abel
Centaur
Ken Gorin
Senior #1
Greg Weedon
Younger Couple
John Batkis
Lawyer
Joseph Whitehead
Blind Guy
Rayana Atkinson-Carlson
Paper Snowflake Kid
Leslie Richardson
Chris Holden
Writers Room: Euro Trash Writer #3
Sean Corson
Jade Aspros
Jetson
Brandon Firla
Writers Room: Fake Writer #1
Mark Parr
Little Guy
Brona Brown
Lady
Chantel Lafountaine
Peter Elliot
Senior #2
Cameron Maly
Little Girl Bowler
Susan Ashton
Yard sale customer
Stefi Beck
Kayee Atkinson-Carlson
Ryan Gifford
Aneisha Baccus
Jack Jessop
War Criminal
Peter Schoelier
Twin #1
Keith Bambury
Pip Herrington
Writers Room: Fake Writer #2
June Walters
People in Montage
Andrew McKay
Ian Thurbide
Senior #3
Tesfa Smith
Student
Kyle Limkilde
Colleen Collins
Bathsheba Garnett
Mrs. Garnett
David Tompa
Angel Adegboruwa
Vanessa Petronelli
Majorette
Norman Weinstein
Twin #2
Naomi Engel
Woman by Pool
Elijah Haniff
Bill Britt
John
Marty Adams
Writers Room: Farting Writer
Marc Senior
Writers Room: Michael the Writer
Craig Brown
Peter Xynnis
Scott Williams
Writers Room: Actual Writer #2
Joan Barrett
Al St. Louis
Jahrome Haniff
Nada Abdel-Shahid
Ron Sparks
Krista Morin
Sara Hennessey
Writers Room: Writer #3
Bubba
Cathy Jacobson
David Farant
Parader #1
Eva Beckett
David Nickolas
Mourner
Danna Howe
Parader #2
Dave Brennan
Shirley Delang
Anthony Chrysostom
Joe Karla
Dan Malleck
Rick Sood
Ron Benjamin
Neev
Susan Lynne
May Chow
Parader #3
James Wallis
Alison Myrden
Kim Addison
Julien Murphy
Gerard Boyd
Dave Arkell
Businessman with Hatiserrie
Hazel Gorin
Peter Paysk
Irene Gillan
Businesswoman with Hatiserrie
Linda Taiabjee
Mark Addison
Rocky Stone
Ken Wright
Zdenka Acin
Andre Parker
Couple in Hatiserrie
Frank Cox-O'Connell
Althea Morgan-Taylor
Flora Bylick
Jess Abramovitz
Chris Chow
Blood buying people
Yetta Lewis
Kristine Marchese
Margaret Barbour
Mackenzie Tan
Christopher Thomas
Omar Gonzales
Screaming Hatiserrie victim
Bobby Del Rio
Yvonne Byfield
Andrew Musselman
Adam Korson
Michael Murray Scratch
Self - Fireman
Stacey LaBerge
Therapist
Evan Georgiades
Peter Slim, Adult Film Director
Nina Arsenault
Evan Tsitsias
Pierre the Choreographer
Andre H. Arruda
Andre Arruda
Aron Tomori
Amanda Barker
Kevin B Hartley
Gay Man
Marco Timpano
Judy Rebick
Susan Lynn
Marcus Yau
Little Boy
Kedra Alliard
Shantelle Landry
Jon's Dateuncredited
Libby Adams
Girl with Action Figure Dolluncredited