Stars (in credits order)
Brian Lee
Narrator
Dee Snider
Self
Suzette Snider
Robin Leach
Tiffany
Nia Peeples
Gary Busey
Niecy Nash
Sheryl Lee Ralph
Tracey Gold
Antonio Sabato Jr.
Tina Yothers
Flavor Flav
Mick Foley
Luke Samson Busey
Steffanie Busey
Roby Marshall
Carnie Wilson
Cheryl Moana Marie Nunes
Collette Foley
Cody Blue Snider
Jesse Blaze Snider
Rob Bonfiglio
Ted Haggard
Shane Snider
Cheyenne Snider
Kita Williams
Gayle Haggard
Bailey Gold
Self - Tracey and Roby's son
Aiden Gold
Sage Gold
Dylan Gold
Lorenzo Lamas
Richard Belzer
Michael Dorn
Gilbert Gottfried
Roddy Piper
Kristen Renton
Andy Dick
Alan Thicke
Kendra Wilkinson
Joan Rivers
Mark McGrath
Coolio
Paul Shaffer
Gerardo Mejía
Jennifer Gimenez
Ric Flair
Downtown Julie Brown
Kate Gosselin
Shawna Craig
Judy Tenuta
Melissa Rivers
Ray Parker Jr.
Bristol Palin
Sisqó
Tanya Callau
Lisa Leslie
Jessica Hall
Wendy Barlow
Collin Gosselin
Dara Gottfried
Hank Baskett
Carter Thicke
Hannah Gosselin
Willow Palin
Carin Kingsland McGrath
Elizabeth Flair
Todd Palin
Joel Gosselin
Aaden Gosselin
Cara Gosselin
Kenny Lofton
Madelyn Gosselin
Leah Gosselin
Alexis Gosselin
Edgar Cooper Endicott
Hank Baskett IV
Sophia Kidder
Sophia
Sebastian Joseph Kidder
Self - Self
Travelle Gaines
D.C. Eric Fisher
Jobeth R. Bowers
Acupuncture patient
Eric Roberts
Joan Severance
Angie Everhart
Eliza Roberts
Joe Piscopo
Daniel Baldwin
Self - Contestant
Tichina Arnold
Self - Guest
Isabella Hofmann
Kelly Packard
Jenna von Oÿ
Barry Williams
Ronn Moss
Self - Host
Devin DeVasquez
Dweezil Zappa
Tyler Christopher
Penn Jillette
David Justice
Heidi Montag
Judy Gold
Jill Zarin
Jermaine Jackson
Laila Ali
Spencer Pratt
Raquel Justice
Larry Birkhead
Max Leonida
Rebecca Justice
Keaton Simons
Jon Rua
Self - Choreographer
Angie Stone
Dannielynn Birkhead
Bobby Zarin
D.J. Paul
Morgan Simons
Megan Zappa
Emily Zolten Jillette
Carl Ferro
Amanda Beard
Rico Hines
Curtis Conway
Halima Rashid
Allyson Shapiro
Paola Cipollina
Gina Neely
Brad Bratcher
Chris Palmieri
T-Rex Puppeteer
Ashanti Graves
Patrick Neely
Helio Castroneves
Sacha Brown
Nautica Beauregard
Spenser Neely
Darrin Privett
Justin Birkhead
Christopher Styles
Self - Barber
Plaxico Burress
Corey Feldman
George Hamilton
Traci Lords
Cloris Leachman
Robert Carradine
Jill Whelan
Verne Troyer
Jeremy London
Kellie Shanygne Williams
Charo
Jackée Harry
Brittney Powell
Holly Robinson Peete
Margaret Cho
Alana Stewart
Pia Zadora
Tommy Davidson
Tami Roman
Vince Neil
Jaqueline Siegel
Selene Luna
Angela Raiola
Gunnar Nelson
Juliet Reeves London
Leah Stanko Mangum
Leah
Jason Mesnick
Jeff Gruenewald
Kjell Rasten
Paula J. Newman
Meditation Teacher
Rodney Peete
Jazz Anderson
David Siegel
Catherine Lowe
Brad Whitford
Hines Ward
Terrell Owens
Molly Malaney
Elgin Charles
Kerri Walsh Jennings
Reggie Youngblood
Neil Murphy
Ce Ce Peniston
Sean Lowe
Lynn McArthur
Lila Nelson
Luke Willson
Nancy Whelan
Casey Jennings
Kiki Shephard
Wyatt London
Tucker Maloney
Bachelor Party Buddy
Jaden Ward
Jamie Theurich
Self(uncredited)