Spooning with Horses (2019)

The sad tale of a rugby league club with a massive junior base plummetting like sack of spuds down a bottomless abyss in search of a wooden spoon. On the way down they pass a pack of Bulldogs feasting on a pack of Rabbits. The Broncos (horses) snatch the evil spoon from the Bulldogs when it seems inconceivable and plunge headlong into obscurity never to darken the football field again. Ding Ding the Witch is Dead the crowd sing in unison and the Footy gods rejoice as the Broncos are destroyed and vanquished.