Director
Joey Sylvester
DIRECTOR
Stars (in credits order)
Nathaniel Marston
Tony
Tom Archdeacon
Steve
Tom Arnold
Joe
Mike Starr
John
Dee Wallace
Mary
Kirsten Lea
Sarah
Rick Karatas
Brian
Emrhys Cooper
Michael
Lindsay Hollister
Laura
Darren Keefe Reiher
Danny
Sammy Sheik
Carlos
Jackie Debatin
Trish
Tina Lynch
Kathy
Chandler Lutz
Stefanie
Vincent De Paul
Keith
Jennifer Choe
Rachel
Adriana Fricke
Maria
Bruce Vilanch
Self
Bunny Levine
Sister Betty
Jason Stuart
Dr. Feist
Chane't Johnson
Psychic
Chris Damiano
Evangelist
Lorraine Marx Epstein
Therapist
Bridgetta Tomarchio
Gina, The Stripper
Larry Weissman
Harold
Eric Casaccio
Glen
Jabari Jones
Leonard
Renzo Lewis
Informercial Guy
Heather Martin
Young Mary
Eli Dow
Young Tony
Becca Battoe
Hot Girl, The Slapper
Adam Borich
Cute Guy On Street
Carlos Antonio
Pizza Guy
Brian Arnott
Jake
Mark Behar
Matt, Video Store Guy
Marie Todd
Waitress
Felipe Piña
Caterer
Christopher Gaida
Bartender
Sunny McMillian-Kientz
Sexy Restaurant Patron
Natalie Wetta
Slo-Mo Sidewalk Girl
Val Tasso
Loco
Aldo Gonzalez
Diablo
Orlando Chavez
Muggs
Manuel Suarez Jr.
Smokey
Jeff Karr
Sweet Jesus
David Chick
Save That Boy
Phillip Agresta
Sweater Guy
Jackie Leigh
Sanctimonious Couple
Robert John Pratt
Karla Guy
Caroler 1
Frank Perry
Caroler 2
Karen Agnes
Caroler 3
Danny Farrell
Mr. Socket
Charity Faith Johnson
Nun 1
Claudio Luna
Gay Couple in Park
Carlos Romani
Shane Brady
Captain Obvious(uncredited)
Joseph Papadopoli
Bar Patron(uncredited)