Director
Reuben Glaser
DIRECTOR
Stars (in credits order)
Reuben Glaser - Host
Patrick DeGoey
Timothy Poorevoice
Peter Coffin
Rev. E. Lorenzo Pist
Willy Glaser
Self
Michael Mullen
Dr. Griff Scotch
Cheryl Zaupa
Mol Bicket
Troy Tyler
Hatman Believer
Andrew Strycker
Murder Victim's Brother
Kelly Adlington
Cute Hatman Questioner
Holly Poland
Hatman Converser 1
Amanda Reeder
Hatman Converser 2
Joe Krivichi
Thieves Theme 1
Nick Dorst
Thieves Theme 2
Kirk Hallberg
Thieves Theme 3
Garrett Bentzler
Thieves Theme 4
Baltimore Krahn
Pattie Shampiees
Jordan Jirschele
Hatman Loose Cannon
Michael Chavannes
Aaron Eckhart
Keaton Shurilla
Defensive Hatman Kid
Tim Penisten
D. F. Mintzse
Tom Shannon
Testy Janitor
Jesse Heiman
Chubby Young Adult
Jeff Sherry
Dr. Cal Hutting
Haley Lucas
Spurned by Mintzse
Brandon Doherty
Fat Angus Young
Dom Ruggeri
Dr. Pittman Skills
Wongsai Vang
Hatman Serenader
Rich Jenkins
Boyish British Believer
Rob Poland
Spinalevoice
Kayden Poland
Briggs (voice)