Small Talk (2018)

For our friend Ellis, there's nothing more harrowing that getting your hair cut. Having to stare at your uncomfortable soggy headed self in the mirror whilst some fake-smiled, fake-nailed stranger frantically snips their way around your fleshy lugholes is bad enough, but what he hates most is the obnoxious 'Small Talk'. But maybe there's a way he can b-line this idle chit-chat, a way to avoid the cheery, mundane questions about where he's going on his holidays, a way to dodge the tedious discussion of today's weather, a way to...well, potentially offend a whole lot of people. But if it works...it will SO be worth it.