Elenco (na ordem dos créditos)
Mark Clemmit
Self - Presenter
Danny Mills
Self
Simon Bird
Michael Gray
Craig Hignett
Steve Bower
Steve Harper
George Friend
Gustavo Poyet
Marco Gabbiadini
Colin Cooper
Michael Bridges
Steve Stone
Alan Pardew
Paul Thirlwell
Ritchie Humphreys
Julio Arca
Katie Gornall
Self - Reporter
Matthew Raisbeck
Steve Bruce
Chris Turner
Lee Clark
Greg Abbott
Lee Cattermole
Simon Pryde
Steve Howey
Phil Brown
Paul Murray
Frank Simek
Kevin Kilbane
Gary Bennett
Olivier Bernard
John Carver
Jeff Brown
Joey Barton
Kevin Nolan
Danny Guthrie
Dean Windass
Eric Paylor
Steve Watson
Derek Wright
Scott Llewellyn
John Beresford
Little Comets
Themselves
Gordon Strachan
Gaizka Mendieta
H'Angus the Monkey
Raj Singh
John Orley
Robbie Elliott
Peter Lovenkrands
Simon Davey
Matt Jansen
Steve Staunton
Chris Hughton
Alan Shearer
Faustino Asprilla
Steve McClaren
Keith Gillespie
Nolberto Solano
Jose Enrique
Barry Robson
Shefki Kuqi
Nahki Wells
Mick Wadsworth
Stuart Ripley
Ugo Ehiogu
Matthew Bates
Lorik Cana
Peter Reid
Niall Quinn
Merouane Zemmama
Steve Gibson
David Hodgson
Antony Sweeney
Matt Newsum
Tony Bell
Fraizer Campbell
Gary Liddle
Josh Rowbotham
Callum Hassan
Leon Best
Neil Austin
Peter Murphy
Neale Cooper
Lubomir Michalik
Ken Hodcroft
Steven Taylor
Jack Watson
Micky Barron
Luke James
Philippe Albert
Lee Miller
Marvin Emnes
Rhys Williams
Richard Ord
Alex Rae
Paul Johnson
Andrew Hartley
Alun Jones
Paul Ferris
Paul Smith
Kevin Phillips
Gabriele Marcotti
Paolo Di Canio
Andy May
Peter Hartley
Bobby Moncur
James Poole
Brian Porteous
John Nixon
Fraser Forster
Jason Steele
Papiss Cissé
Brian Clark
John Hughes
Connor Wickham
Stuart Roy Clarke
Ron Guthrie
Jason Ainsley
Steph Houghton
Nisha Joshi
Graham Wood
John Oster
Chris Winn
Carlos Cuellar
Michael Coghlan
Dennis Tueart
Lee Johnson
Cheick Tioté
Darren Holloway
Darren Williams
Neil Maddison
Christian Burgess
Danny Graham
Graham Kavanagh
Gary Mills