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William Hellfire
DIRETOR/A
Joey Smack
Elenco (na ordem dos créditos)
Derwin
Derick
Erin Brown
Bible Girl
Lilly Tiger
Play Girl
Chris Perez
Car Kid
Robert Manrique
Retard
Mikey Ovum
Spam Jock
Ryan Trimmer
Benchpress
Kendall 'Shorty' Ward
Afro-American
Marie Mazur
Song Girl
Mike Roser
Goth Boy
Liz Bathory
Goth Girl
Michael Lema
No Info Boy
Pamela Anne
The Mothers
Stephen Harris
The Fathers
Jacqueline D'Angelo
911 Dispatcher
Michelle Chard
911 Girl
Beef Hunkster
Teacher
Michael Raso
Young Derwin
Joe Ned
Child Psychologist
Larry Wellman
The Principal
Rig
Basketball Jock
Pete Floris
Internet Teacher
Murial Martz
School Announcer
Rodney Sleurtols
The Janitor
Zachary Snygg
The Preacher
Thomas Linden
The Gun Man
Hernandez
The Gun Man's Assistant
John Paul Fedele
G.U.N. Association Representative
Lucille
S.O.T.T. Representative
Minty Hansen
Cafeteria Lady
John James
Bible Boy
Martina Solej
Screaming Girl
Lora Lane
Newscaster
Nathan Lanman
Cameraman
Karl Pitt
Policeman
Mick Leo
SWAT Team Answering Machine Voicevoice
Michael Lione
Teenage Boy #1
Patrick Henderson
Teenage Boy #2
Michael J. Scillia
Surviving Jock #1
Kyle Lee Laferrière
Surviving Jock #2
John Link
Scientist
Bob Gonzo
Entrepreneur
Justine
Rose Girl
Tom Adams
Carbine High Student
Jamie Pospiech
Matt Troost
John Tobin
John Solej
Karl Pidhajny
Cort Blehl
Brian Bicsak
Christian J. King
Renee Wright
Zachariah M. Farrell
Charles Thomas
Michael Nieman
Simon Collum
Shaun Barrett
Michael Huff
Jason Beins
Brian West
Pamela Sutch
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