Not Necessarily the News (1982) | Full Cast

Hoite C. Caston

DIRECTOR

John Moffitt

DIRECTOR

David Grossman

DIRECTOR

Tom Kramer

DIRECTOR

Paul Miller

DIRECTOR

Anne Bloom

Frosty Kimelman

Danny Breen

Steve Casper

Lucy Webb

Helen St. Thomas

Mitchell Laurance

Pete Kimelman

Rich Hall

Rich Hall

Stuart Pankin

Bob Charles

Audrie Neenan

Jacqueline Pennell

Bill Martin

Announcer

Annabelle Gurwitch

Annabelle Gurwitch

Tom Parks

Tom Parks

Merrill Markoe

Merrill Markoe

Jon Ross

ACTOR

Joe Guppy

Commentator

Jan Hooks

ACTOR

Richard Rosen

Commentator

Michael Hanks

Announcer

Will Durst

Commentator

Erv Immeman

Announcer

Larry Van Nuys

Announcer

Harry Shearer

Congressman Jim Wright

Sam Chew Jr.

Announcer

Steve Bean

ACTOR

Don Lake

Andy

Paul Engman

Announcer

Rod Britt

Sketch

Damon Wayans

Damon Wayans

Don Novello

Father Guido Sarducci

Polly Draper

Debbie

Fred Willard

Ken

John Hillner

ACTOR

John Harlan

Announcer

Jayne Modean

ACTOR

David Workman

Announcer

Don Woodard

ACTOR

Julia Sweeney

ACTOR

Jordan Brady

ACTOR

Frankie Verroca

Nerd on the Beach

Toni Sawyer

Sketch

Joe Biden

Self

David Graf

Officer

Robert Wuhl

Commentator

Paula Poundstone

Commentator

Elayne Boosler

Jennifer

Army Archerd

Emcee

Beau Weaver

Announcer

Roger Eschbacher

Corpse

Janice Davies

ACTOR

Joy Pankin

Woman on Plane

Jennie Moffitt

Girl on Beach

Sissy Cargill

Woman (segment: The Windy War)

Raymond Purtle

Cowboy

Aldo Ray

The President

Jay North

Jay North

Paul Rodriguez

Pierre

Marsha Warfield

Nancy

David L. Lander

Ron

Al Kahn

ACTOR

Don King

Don King

Rusty Cundieff

ACTOR

Tom Leopold

Keith

Victor Wilson

ACTOR

Hans Anderson

Announcer

Art LaFleur

ACTOR

Robert Rockwell

ACTOR

Lisa Dinkins

ACTOR

Nancy Harris

ACTOR

Tom Simmons

ACTOR

Carrie Freeman

ACTOR

Julie Payne

ACTOR

Suanne Spoke

ACTOR

William Jensen

ACTOR

Lee Ann Martin

ACTOR

Archie Kessell

ACTOR

Sherri Stoner

ACTOR

Pamela Brull

ACTOR

Kim Lonsdale

ACTOR

Ann Nelson

ACTOR

Patty Toy

ACTOR

Jim Ward

Announcer

Ron Richards

ACTOR

Clyde Talley II

ACTOR

Eudon Withfield

ACTOR

Jack Angel

Announcer

Lisa Cavanaugh

Teenager

Sam McMurray

Various

Rob Steinberg

Reporter

Tommy Koenig

Various

Peter Vogel

Classroom Projector Kid

Michael Bernal

Spanish Dancer

Richard Belzer

Emcee (segment: Catch a Rising Star's Talent Hunt)

John Moffitt

TV Director

Walter Mondale

Self

Rodney Dangerfield

Chet

Bob Costas

Self - Host

Alex Alexander

Freddy

Jay Lee

The Pope

Steve Buscemi

Neil

Conan O'Brien

Crotchet - The Cop

Chuck Long

Surfer dude

Sheila Kay

Self

Clint Eastwood

Self

Bruce Willis

Self

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Self

Tom Selleck

Self

Demi Moore

Self

Alan Thicke

Self

Angela Lansbury

Self

Billy Crystal

Self

James Garner

Self

James Stewart

Self

Suzanne Pleshette

Self

Betty White

Self

Joan Collins

Self

Henry Winkler

Self

Susan Dey

Self

Barbara Eden

Self

Bob Newhart

Self

Bea Arthur

Self

Shelley Winters

Self

Dolly Parton

Self

Victoria Principal

Self

Kirk Cameron

Self

Joanna Kerns

Self

John Forsythe

Self

Maria Shriver

Self

Hugh Hefner

Self

Gloria Stewart

Self

Claudette Wells

Andrea Leslie

Brandon Tartikoff

Self

Edwin Newman

Self

Eileen Conn

ACTOR

Phil Reed

ACTOR

Crystal Shaw Martell

The 1-900 Girl

Suzanne Dean

Blonde Newscaster

Art Tedesco

Reporter

Heather Halley

Actor (1989-1990)

Ellen Albertini Dow

Old Woman (segment: MasterBank Senior Card)uncredited