Director
Leslie H. Martinson
DIRECTOR
Bob Claver
Selig Frank
Peter Baldwin
John Bowab
Richard Christie
Linda Day
Stars (in credits order)
Ted Lawson
Marla Pennington
Joan Lawson
Jerry Supiran
Jamie Lawson
Tiffany Brissette
Vicki the Robot
Emily Schulman
Harriet Brindle
Paul C. Scott
Reggie Williams
William Bogert
Brandon Brindle
Edie McClurg
Bonnie Brindle
David Moses
Mr. Bryant
Bobby Herbeck
Delivery Man
Kelly Britt
Mrs. Fernwald
Lihann Jones
Jessica
Daryl Bartley
Warren
Donald Craig
Robert Jennings
Alice Ghostley
Ida Mae
Robert Jayne
Ernie
Danny Wells
Discount Dale
Lucy Lee Flippin
Mrs. Jennings
Mickey Morton
Delivery Boy
Brad Blaisdell
Coach Simpson
Devon Odessa
Debbie Barnhill
Brett Johnson
Billy
Ted Pitsis
Mr. Jennings
Lou Carry
Bronko
Neo Edmund
Bradley
Gino Conforti
Maitre D'
Tom Amundsen
Benny Gross
David Glasser
Norman
Jo Marie Payton
Meter Maid
Adam Rich
Peter Watson
Don Sparks
Dickens
Brian Austin Green
Gary
Jason Horst
Chip
Lark Voorhies
Binky
Pat Musick
Cat
Kelley Jean Brower
The Ventriloquist
Sande Harris
Back-up Rapper
Ziggy Seigel
Arnie Harris
Jesse White
Sid
Elliott Reid
Mr. Corbett
Olive Dunbar
Saleslady
Madelyn Cain
Miss Sheets
Basil Hoffman
Mr. Beck
Foster Brooks
Roland Cardwell
Jack Manning
Grandpa Lawson
Emily Moultrie
Paula
Jesse Ventura
David Ruprecht
Zack Davis
Lee Delano
Norman Hopps
Ryan Bollman
Mark Gordon
Annie O'Donnell
Mrs. Pflug
Bob Ari
Boris
Henry W. Laster
L.E.S.
Bill Frischmann
Howard Platt
The Policeman
Leslie Bega
Mary
Norman Alden
Doyle
George Murdock
Mr. Gordon
Douglas Emerson
Adam
Sidney Miller
Lou Adams
William Cort
Andrews
Mario Machado
Steve Morales
Le Tari
Mr. Washburn
Veronica Redd
Miss Findlay
Peggy Converse
Grandma Lawson
Erica Switzer
Phyllis
Steve Franken
Doctor
Chris Hebert
Herbert
Alyson Croft
Karen Jennings
Louis Quinn
The Emcee
Reuven Bar-Yotam
Abdul
Philip Tanzini
Larry
Jack Fletcher
Mr. Digby
Billy Braver
Bank Robber
Brian Moore
Mr. Marchand
Tiffany Reinbolt
Chrissy
Sheila Larken
Mrs. Gordon
James MacKrell
Colonel Carl Cramer
Kip King
Kenny Hart
Helen Page Camp
Bank Teller
Dick Patterson
Dr. Jim Anderson
Domenick Allen
The Hijacker
Shonda Whipple
Donna Graham
Geoff Edwards
Guy Dwyer
Danny Gellis
Eric
Ryan Tonet
Phil
Michael Porter
Vermin
Reno Goodale
Mr. Pflug
Larry McKinney
Andy
Chris Defonte
Sheik Hakeem
Clyde Kusatsu
Mr. Saito
Dick Wilson
Mr. Braddock
Richard Erdman
Dr. Elliot
Brent Chalem
Willard
Hal Rayle
Parrot
Ken Berry
Buddy O'Connor
Enid Kent
Mrs. Preston
Joan Roberts
Egan
Bennett Ohta
Yamoto
John Davidson
Christopher
Daniel Leslie
Customer
Sarah Marshall
Mrs. Marchand
Jack Grinnage
Minister
Scooter Stevens
Josh
Doug Cox
Teller
Leonard Lightfoot
Mr. Carson
Milton James
Renaldi
Peggy March
Officer Davis
Phyllis St. James
Nurse
Alissa Wright
Ellen Sue Beasley
Marcia Wallace
Miss Cratchit
Tina Andrews
The Stewardess
Anita Dangler
Ms. Grimm
Angus Duncan
Mr. Benson
Melanie Vincz
Shanna Green
Doris Hess
The M.C.
Benjamin Lum
Chinese Waiter
Gary Hollis
Mailman
Jakub Durkoth
Vladimir
Giuseppe Franco
Mickey Moon
Fredd Wayne
Mr. Willis
Trey Parker
Fred
F.J. O'Neil
Judge Fenton
Cooper Neal
Mr. Bertrand
Ray Victor
Dog Expert
Andrae Ashman
Stella
Bryan Price
Bruce Morgan
Meter Man
Joey Tushnet
Donnie
Livia Ginise
The Aria Soloist
Mark Burke
Police Officer
Jennifer Less
Wanda
Keone Young
Dr. Chang
Charles Lucia
The Pilot
Roger Hewlett
Hans
Brandie Ross
Lou Cutell
The Actor
Charley J. Garrett
Grim Reaper
Ricky Supiran
Boy with Frog
Edward Duorte
The Cop
Michael Bacall
Kevin
Tony Max
Cynthia Frost
Gutter Gal
Vera Daehlin
The Pianist
Margie Evans
The Vamp
Millie Baron
The Customer
Lyle Alzado
Art Linkletter
Kathy Gieb
Mrs. Krelman
Benji Schulman
Benji
Julie Thomson
The Girl
Amber Susa
Buffy
Linda Lutz
The Actress
Rudy Challenger
Joe Lake
Justice of the Peace
Bea Hagen
The Lady Who Tangos
Kelbi Folkerson
The Living Doll
David Hall
The Announcer
Bill Handy
The Baby
Tom Holiday
Mr. Frischman
Ray Erlenborn
The Soundman
Jason Clay
Child Passenger
Steve Palko
Policeman(uncredited)
Helen Mallory
Tall Mom(uncredited)