Director
Don Corvan
DIRECTOR
Noam Pitlik
Tony Sheehan
Michael Zinberg
Alan Bergmann
Gerren Keith
Tony Singletary
Howard Storm
Rob Stone
Stars (in credits order)
Christopher Hewett
Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere
Bob Uecker
George Owens
Ilene Graff
Marsha Cameron Owens
Kevin Owens
Tracy Wells
Heather Owens
Brice Beckham
Wesley T. Owens
Michele Matheson
Angela Shostakovich
Casey Ellison
Miles Knobnoster
Michael Villani
TV Announcer
Willie Garson
Carl
Norman Bartold
Skip Hollings
Winifred Freedman
Wendy
Mario Roccuzzo
Man
Eileen Seeley
Casey O'Connell
Jack Dodson
Carl Putnam
Michael Goldfinger
Attendant
Robert Goulet
Laura Mooney
Marjorie
Raleigh Bond
Bart Hammond
Matt Maranian
Anatole
Miriam Byrd-Nethery
Edna Wilks
Rosemary Forsyth
Louise Marie Gilbert
Mary Gillis
Eva
Eve Smith
Mrs. Checchini
Raye Birk
Earl
Ben Piazza
Judge L. Nathan
Marianne Muellerleile
Mrs. Dodd
Armelia McQueen
Lou-Anne
Walter Olkewicz
Alan
Larry Gelman
Bookstore Clerk
Martin Garner
Mr. Beckman
Debbie Barker
Lola
Debi A. Monahan
Fawn
Kim Gillingham
Cindy
Stevie Vallance
Radio Announcer
Ellen Albertini Dow
Old Lady
Patti Yasutake
Tami
Stanley Kamel
Lawrence Miller
Shirley Prestia
Mrs. Rondanello
Cliff Bemis
Man #1
Ron Fassler
Bailiff
Richard Doyle
Man #2
Matthew Miller
ACTOR
Henry Jones
Mr. Sparks
Francine York
Waitress
Teresa Ganzel
Giselle Hufnagel
Cynthia Frost
Woman
Maggie Han
Tami Suzuki
Florence Schauffler
Mrs. Bunger
Tom Allard
Tom
Joe Leavitt
Lamarr Bozine
Harvey J. Goldenberg
Mr. Hodnet
Nick Toth
Bob Kincaid
Jim J. Poslof
Tina Roark
Weather girl
Lucy Lee Flippin
Doris Putnam
Oliver Clark
Burt Bilinski
Mari Gorman
Doris
Michael Burger
Seth Green
Louis
Danny Nucci
Boy
Donna Pescow
Candy
Anne Haney
Molly
Mary Woronov
Cheryl
Melanie Chartoff
Detective Wentworth
Michael McManus
Jack Terrell
Terry Wills
Minister
Richard Karron
Bartender
Zach Baker
Wayne
Jason Bateman
Sean
Danny Cooksey
Tommy Sullivan
Edie McClurg
Penny Nichols
Sarah Buxton
Bonnie
Fergie
Beth
Allyn Ann McLerie
Isabel Carsola
Brian Robbins
Eric
Arthur Malet
Customer #1
Rad Daly
Kyle
Ina Fried
Danny O'Neill
Rebeccah Bush
Karen
Fred Sadoff
Professor Hoffsteader
Barbara Townsend
Eunice Townsend
Kerry Noonan
Rachel Kinning
Michelle Davison
Mrs. Luther
Jake Daehler
Study Group Member #1
Kirk Arnold
Kay Lenz
Sharon Rogers
Kenneth Tigar
Coordinator
Danielle Brisebois
Kerry
Caren Kaye
Meg Wyllie
Pamela Kent
Florence Stanley
Julia Cartwright
John Carter
Colonel Wayne
Micah Grant
Dwight
Lauren Berman
Audrey Munson
James Cromwell
Roy Gallagher
Lois Nettleton
Barbara Collins
Jenny Lewis
Kimberly
Clare Carey
Denise
David Rappaport
Galen Belvedere
Michael Horton
Perry
Ronnie Schell
Contest Judge
Krista Errickson
Amy Nelson
Laura Jacoby
Corrine 'Corey' Buckley
Gabriel Damon
Billy Podell
Tony Jay
Captain Peel
Bibi Osterwald
Florence Talbot
Hugh Gillin
Lloyd Taylor
Darcy Marta
Ramona
Hank Aaron
Zelda Rubinstein
Murphy
Priscilla Morrill
Esther Halsey
H.B. Haggerty
Max 'Meat Grinder' Maxwell
Magda Harout
Rose
Norma MacMillan
Edna
Michael Alaimo
Towing Man
Lisa Fuller
Dagmar
Doris Belack
Customer #2
David Friedman
Dennis
Christopher Kriesa
Server
Lisa Figus
Teacher
Trevor Bullock
Jesse
Helen Verbit
Woman #1
Brian Fong
Cellmate #1
Scott Warner
Artur Cybulski
Mr. Almacost
Mitsuru Yamahata
Jaleel White
Ernie Masters
Ami Dolenz
Shannon
Mark L. Taylor
Neil
Lisa Wilcox
Ellen Connors
Terry Carter
Mr. Bark
Jim Jansen
Vernon Weddle
Ticket Master
Peter Kluge
Dwayne Bennett
Brett Johnson
Cadet #1
Susanna Savee
Laurie
Ed Hamilton
Richard Kind
Joe
Fran Ryan
Mrs. Deferschmidt
Carlos Lacamara
Husband
Diana Bellamy
Miss Pritchard
Elizabeth Kerr
Dolores
Robert Casper
Principal Hodges
Christie Claridge
Girl
Rita Zohar
Ms. Fielding
Charles Walker
Coach Maxwell
Carey Scott
Emery
Robert Petkoff
Danny Murphy
Lulie Newcomb
Emily
Kellie Martin
Miriam
Barry Dennen
Murray Rabinowitz
Ernie Banks
Zale Kessler
Antony Martin Smyth
Ben Cleaveland
Marvin
Sloan Fischer
Darryl Manning
Haru Aki
Dr. Mifune
Gloria Henry
Mrs. Haverford
Philip Bruns
Ralph
Lisa Pera
Yunoka Doyle
Sheila
John Blackwood
Tricia Cast
Jennifer Simpson
Tommy Madden
Tim Cutt
Paramedic #1
Nadia DeLeye
Fred Morsell
Reporter
Gokul
Mr. Rajneesh
Scott Nemes
Boy #1
Rick Garcia
Waiter
Howard Honig
Mr. Cates
Gary Lee Davis
Customer #3
Sean G. Griffin
Murray Korda
Aaron Reno
Johnny Bisaha
Judie Aronson
Linda
Nancy Cartwright
Gwen
John Dullaghan
Barbara Sammeth
George Tovar
Room Service Server
Marla Frumkin
William Ward
Garret Smith
Michael Porter
Anita Bently
Anne Ramsay
Tanya
Mary Jo Catlett
Betsy 'Beebe' Baxter
Alice Backes
Mrs. Meyers
Jerry Supiran
Anderson
Brandon Crane
Peter Iacangelo
Bruno
Luisa Leschin
Pregnant Wife
Paul Barselou
Gerald
Justin Gocke
Derek Rydall
Joel
Barbara Deutsch
Joe's Wife
Roger E. Reid
Whit Hertford
James Montgomery
Chris Demetral
William Bogert
Mr. Wiggins
Cathy McAuley
Cigarette Girl
Mark Tymchyshyn
Mr. Cornwell
Anne Marie McEvoy
David Hooks
Johnny Bench
Barbara Keegan
Paula Manning
Pamela Matheson
Elliott Reid
Randall
Kelly Mullis
Karen Hensel
Greta
Larry Marks
Cop
Dylan Gosland
Dorothy Neumann
Lucille Meredith
Albert Hague
Peter Zabriskie
Big Yank
Lee Meriwether
Donna Flannagan
James Gregory
Eric Bruskotter
Jock #1
Natalie Gregory
Cindy Douglas
Hakeem Abdul-Samad
Boy #3
Eda Reiss Merin
Woman #3
Cal Gibson
Officer Shelton
Deanna Oliver
Lisa LaMont
Roxanne
Mindy McEnnan
Rebecca
Doug Mears
Study Group Member #2
John Glaudini
Twink Caplan
Makeup Girl
Michael Bacall
Dwayne
Granville Van Dusen
Doug Metcalf
Edith Fellows
Gail Ramsey
Jeff Severson
Angela Black
Woman #2
Ernie Sabella
Mr. Palmer
Michael Ensign
Professor Rosenthal
Ellen Crawford
Claire
Courtney Gebhart
Marcia Lewis
Estelle
Dee Cooper
Clem
John Weems
Robert Britton
Channa Abbott
Gary Schwartz
Kim Valentine
Donna LaBrie
Officer Webber
Sharon Howard
Evelyn Taylor
Joseph Chapman
Dr. Dave
Garth Wilton
Sailor #1
Larry Spinak
Rose Marie
Rayna
Christian Bocher
Lance Davis
Samuel Gosland
Charles Fleischer
Christina Nigra
Rhoda
Eric Peterson
Brian Poth
Vincent
Marie-Alise Recasner
Rhonda
Danny McMurphy
Ricky Rondanello
Eric Fleeks
Corinne Carroll
Dennis' Mother
Harvey Cohen
Michael Hehr
Cellmate #2
Cynthia Dale Scott
Katrina
Karen Hartman
Elvis
Steve Carlson
Richard Marion
Man #3
Bettina Rae
Charles Bouvier
Albert Ybarra
Daniel Riordan
Stanley
Brent Chalem
Miller
Jim Piper
Jamie Douglas
Becky Bonar
Donn Simione
Brad Buckley
Sean Patrick
Marc Uda
Carl Steven
Bruce Kingman
Keith MacKechnie
Pizza Man
Reggie Jackson
Margaret Wheeler
Pat Mulligan
Dennis Alwood
Ventriloquist
Warren Munson
Anna Nicholas
Roger Rose
Police Officer
Erik Holland
Stan Mazin
Karl Bruskotter
Jock #2
Howard E. Whitright
Barbara Lang
Librarian
Beecey Carlson
Nurse
Robert Chicatelli
Cameo Kneuer
Girl #1
Scott Wells
Roz Witt
Beaulahbez Bozine
S. Marc Jordan
Sailor #2
Sam Dalton
Ricardo T. López
Police Officer #1
Harmon Killebrew
Gary Karp
Moose
James Angelico
Mime
Tom Williams
Doris Roberts
Judge Westphall
Tiffany Reinbolt
Richard D. Montoya
Christina Nyberg
Susan Anton
John Copage
Julie Miller
Mr. Bratsky
Louise Lewis
Roy Fegan
Mover #1
Jerry Winsett
Marvyn Byrkett
Dorain Grusman
Mickey Mantle
Brian Bastien
Kathy Lynn Vail
Prostitute
Rose Carr
Celebrity Look-a-Like
Dom Salinaro
Man #4
Lisa Solomon
Joyce Brothers
Dr. Joyce Brothers
Catherine M. Cummings
Eric Evans
Amy Lyndon
Waitress #1
Peggy Frees
Girl #2
Steven Connor
Jim Richie
Willie Mays
John Mackie
Ted Sprague
Man #5
Edwin Newman
Isabelle Wolfe
Waitress #2
Don Lewis
Colleen Smith
Andre Culley
Jason Weiss
Man #6
Bubba Smith
Beth Peters
Woman #4
Kim Anderson
Girl #3
Vance Pierce
Sean Wohland
Ursula Ungari
Tony Danza
Richard McGonagle
Announcer #1
Rosemary Stevens
Audience #1
Scott St. James
Announcer #2
Duane Whitaker
Joe McMahan
Oliver Theess
Class Friend
Lauri Hendler
Bobbi Bilinski
Emily Schulman
Brenda Bilinski
David Greenlee
Buzz Bilinski
Beth Grant
Larry Hankin
Vinnie
Vernee Watson
Carnival Worker
Kathryn Leigh Scott
Nedra Volz
Douglas Emerson
Vance
Tyra Ferrell
Cashier #1
Beatrice Colen
Marcia Ann Burrs
Christopher Collins
Pat Corley
Mr. Franklin
Ernie Anderson
Fay Hauser
Lydia Williams
Jude Mussetter
Yvette
Dale Ishimoto
Male Tourist
Pat Ast
Marie
Sean Vertigo
Kelly Andrus
Bill Kohne
Cashier #2
Will Kayne
Casino Worker #2
Alisa Mast
Lisa
Jane Leeves
Professor Ann Burns
Mr. T
Justin Whalin
Kathleen Freeman
Alan Oppenheimer
Pilot
Don Lake
Larry Bagby
Ernie
Frank Sivero
Fingers
Andre Gower
Craig Larabee
Dana Lee
Trawa Lee
Time Winters
Smoking Man
Noah Blake
Student #1
John Lawlor
Dr. Peterson
Barry Jenner
Tammy Taylor
Student #2
Ann Nelson
Mrs. Bowman
Lawrence A. Mandley
Delivery Man
Jay Pickett
Keith Elliot
F. William Parker
Sheila Shaw
Mrs. Tobosky
Johnny Dark
Phil
James Gallery
P.L. Brown
Trucker #2
Don Draper
Salesman
Brigitta Stenberg
Inga
Braeden Marcott
Charles Lanyer
Tom Tobosky
Trenton Teigen
Young Mr. Belvedere
Lou Bonacki
Kort Falkenberg
Jeff Rochlin
Lenny
Joe Shea
Zeke
Kerry Burke
Trucker #1
Marcie Jo Warren
Rudy Prieto
Customer
Scott Hardy
Trucker #3
Ginny Wohland
Kid
Barbara Alyn Woods
Paula
Edd Byrnes
The Emcee
Lesley Boone
Diana
Jennifer Nash
Monique
Stanley Brock
John LaMotta
Blair
Cliff Norton
Paul
Leslie Cook
Deborah White
Lisa Lord
Woman #6
Sylvia Kauders
Margaret 'Peggy' Belvedere
Alison McMillan
Charley
Emory Bass
Tricia McFarlin
Michael Franco
Norma Janis
Madge
Aurorah Allain
Woman #5
Steven A. Fredrick
Court Bailiff(uncredited)
Jeff Caperton
Boy #2(uncredited)
William Winckler
Student(uncredited)