Director
John Kilby
DIRECTOR
John Stroud
Stars (in credits order)
Helen Atkinson Wood
Anna Daptor
Angus Deayton
Mike Channel
Michael Fenton Stevens
Martin Brown
Geoffrey Perkins
Mike Flex
Philip Pope
Continuity Announcer
Geoffrey McGivern
Clifford Halliwell
Roberta Fox
Carlotta Castella - Dorothy
Zeh Prado
Jose Torres - Bertrand
Cliff Parisi
Chef
Geoffrey Whitehead
Bishop
Philip Aldridge
George, Marquess of Stanmore
Chris Lang
Pop Star
Simão Rubim
Carlos Augusto - Trevor
Bryan Brittain
Emil Magenta - Reginald
Andy Taylor
Colin the Cameraman
Perry Fenwick
Dave Saunders
Frank Middlemass
Dr. Beckering
Carla Mendonça
Debbie Gutteridge, Miss Tesco
Kenneth Wolstenholme
Self
Paul B. Davies
ACTOR
Andrew Robertson
General Sir Peter Major
Victoria Hasted
June Ellis
Woman in Audience
Eileen Davies
House Owner
Phil Nice
Doctor
Tony Blackburn
Jenny Jay
Peter Cellier
General John Wigg
Lynda Baron
Cecily Fenton
Maggie Ollerenshaw
Cynthia Harmer
Anneka Rice
John Conteh
Jean Heywood
Granny
Robin Bailey
Mr. Fuzziwig
Sara Crowe
Debbie
Jonathan Coy
Man from Global Warming
Susan Field
Sylvia Barter
Ivy Pugsley
Dave Madden
Ulrika Jonsson
Sukie Smith
Sandra
David Hatton
André Maranne
Marcel
Ken Morley
FA Director
Tim Berrington
Flaminia Cinque
First Assistant
Lucy Whybrow
Jenny
Mark Williams
Bill Wallis
Greg the Cameraman
Caroline Leddy
Mary
Eiji Kusuhara
Tourist
Charlie Gray
Mark Benton
Policeman
Andrew Dunford
Doorman
Brian McDermott
Cameraman
Debbie Lee Harrison
Lavender Girl
Steve Nallon
Margaret Thatcher
Jonathan Kydd
Katharine Page
Mrs. Gammy
Maxine Ostwald
Reginald Marsh
Undertaker
Lucy Wisdom
John Adewole
Walter Sparrow
Warty Man
Eddie Tagoe
Llewella Gideon
Arabella Weir
Mandy Stringer
Robert Llewellyn
Phil
Richard Vernon
Chester Chuckles
Tilly Vosburgh
Woman in the Street
Kate Williams
Andy Linden
Sue Cook
Ayub Khan-Din
Rolf Harris
Dominique Barnes
Kenneth Kendall
Ann Bryson
Eileen
Rebecca Stevens
Janice Cramer
Felicity Montagu
Horsey Woman
Rosalind Knight
Joan Patterson
Kate Robbins
Truddles
Stephen Marcus
Large Man
Trevor Cooper
Band Member
Daphne Oxenford
Lady Amelia
Gary Bleasdale
Debbie McGee
Michelle Joseph
Winterbottom's Girlfriend
Jim Dowdall
David Stevens
Tony Alleff
Taxi Driver
Vinnie Jones
Selfuncredited