Director
David Grossman
DIRECTOR
Max Tash
Ricardo Méndez Matta
Tom Spezialy
Mark Jean
Les Landau
Troy Miller
Christopher Hibler
Alan Cross
Michael Lange
Steve Dubin
Ron Ames
William Phelps
Sandy Smolan
Stars (in credits order)
Michael Manasseri
Wyatt Donnelly
John Asher
Gary Wallace
Vanessa Angel
Lisa
Lee Tergesen
Chett Donnelly
Bruce Jarchow
Principal Scampi
Andrew Prine
Wayne Donnelly
Sebastian Tillinger
Dick
Jeff Doucette
Al Wallace
Joyce Bulifant
Emily Wallace
Chad Cox
Ted
Vanessa Lee Asher
Bonnie Baxter
Brian George
Mr. Palate
Melanie Chartoff
Marcia Donnelly
Melendy Britt
Kari Lizer
Mrs. Carmichael
Phil Buckman
Roger
Bruce Fine
Rocco
Carl Steven
Matthew
Jim Jansen
Mr. Bailey
Sarah MacDonnell
Ms. Bouvier
Larry Poindexter
Agent Scolder
Charlotte Ayanna
Annie
Ed Gale
Genie Master
Brittney Powell
Paula Sparks
Lorna Scott
Mrs. Newman
Donald Gibb
Biker Dude
Christina Venuti
Girl #2
Michael Satterfield
Edwin Mueller
Rick Zieff
Hygelac
Kevin Michael Richardson
Husky-Voiced Pirate
Jf Pryor
Client Phil
Joseph Conti
Demon
Julie Condra
Marianne Martineau
Steve Susskind
Einstein's Brain
Cindy Ambuehl
Brooke
Christopher Mayer
Magnifico
Richard Karron
Mr. Brinkman
Richard Fancy
Ruth Livier
Kim Morris
K. Jill Sorgen
Kelly
Adam Logan
Ned
Jamie Rose
Agent Molly
Bill Bolender
The Smoker
Ritch Brinkley
Baldash Stuart Donnelly
Ingo Neuhaus
Rick
Jennifer Aspen
Sharon
Andrew Kavovit
Lyle Foster
Joshua Schaefer
Harvey
Ian Patrick Williams
Alien Captain
Kenneth Mars
Judge
Denyn Pysz
Lyle
Doug Hale
Reporter #1
Jessie Jones
Nurse Adder
Harmony Smith
Amanda
Cynthia Madvig
Rachael
Jode Leigh Edwards
Java Girl #1
Larry Hankin
Manfiedy
Rainer Grant
Clarisse
Randl Ask
Rebel #1
Amy Hathaway
Deb
Jarrad Paul
Eva Loseth
Mindy
Kimberly Kelley
Cori
Ian Bohen
Jeremy Scanlon
Seth Green
Lubec
Dwight Schultz
Hank
Lauren Tewes
Ms. Tankey
Ryan Stiles
Dale Griffin
Robert Romanus
Damien
Lyman Ward
Coach Armstrong
Justin Chapman
Chett - Age 6
Jeremy Roberts
Officer Friendly
Michael Bower
Kyle
Carrie Stevens
Kristen
Tricia Vessey
Caitli
Eve Brent
Mrs. Burnbaum
Elmarie Wendel
Mrs. Wilder
James Daughton
President's Aide
Tracy Melchior
Rhonda Wellman
Christy Taylor
Jenny
Kirsten Price
Louise
Nigel Gibbs
Team Commander
Clayton Norcross
Michael
Heather Campbell
Monya
Krystee Clark
Melissa
Nancy Linari
Ms. Marrone
B.J. Barie
Fan
Nathan Lawrence
1986 Gary Wallace
Brian Turk
Abe
Jodi Peterson
Sandy
Thomas Bellin
Mr. Bailyn
Lisa Canning
Lincoln
Matthew Linville
1986 Jeremy Scanlon
Robert Feeney
Ian
Kenneth Danziger
Mr. Kite
Tom Henschel
Mr. Hall
Michael Deak
Zanthrax
John Petlock
FBI Director
Jaime Dudney
Tawny
Genia Michaela
Amy Cutler
Michael Klesic
Buddy
Daniel Keough
Agent Clint
Peter Ocko
Quacking Man
Joshua Boyd
Boy
Stephanie Dicker
Maria
Sharon Martin
Melinda Blain
Maura Soden
Robyn Bliley
Julia Putnam
Alex Mann
Brad Langtree
Amy Leland
Donna
Deryl Carroll
Photographer
Heather Borlenghi
Triplet #1
Damon Preston
Surprised Boy
Jennifer Manasseri
Wynona
Ashley Nation
1986 Julia Putnam
Kimberly Dunham
Catherine
Keith Tellez
Robot
Rachel Parker
Gariette
Dani Lee
Margaret
Eddie Powers
Elvis
Garret Gerlich
Chett - Age 3
Michael Consoldane
Chet's Friend
Wil Darwin Adams
Joel Martin
Group Leader
Emma Caulfield Ford
Phoebe Hale
Heather McComb
Tori
June Foray
Baby Ruth
Sofia Milos
Ali
Burton Gilliam
Snake
Tim Griffin
Rod
David Wells
Phil
Heidi Sorenson
Mrs. Bell
Brenda James
Begonia
Gloria LeRoy
Nana Donnelly
Chad Morgan
Heather
Barry Dennen
Mr. Jolly
Wendee Lee
Nadine
Dennis Fimple
Pappy
Rick Pasqualone
Robber
Peter Siragusa
Scrivinivich
Patrick Cronin
Mr. Tate
James Keane
Policeman
Brigitta Dau
Leslie Danon
Petra
Elaine Klimaszewski
Brittany
William Bumiller
Steven
Peter Spellos
Grondin
Sharon Lee Jones
Rich-Looking Lady
Christian J. Meoli
Dangerous Felon
Jennifer Aquino
Winnie
David Wagner
Leo Marks
Banker
Jennifer Burns
Marie Koontz
Rebecca Chambers
Lila
Diane Klimaszewski
Tiffany
Gene Wolande
Mugger
Shonda Whipple
Brenda Tomlinson
Loren Freeman
Male Audience Member #2
Dan Studney
Mittface
Tom Billett
Henchman
Grinnell Morris
Knight
Jake Johannsen
Kahuna
Jennifer Kroll
Contessa
Carole Goldman
Female Audience Member #2
Melissa Williams
Beautiful Woman
Chris Bonno
Burly Guy
Kim Sebastian
Sheryl
Windi Washington
Girl
Debbie Korkunis
Rose
Sean Abbananto
Hasselhoof Lifeguard
Jim Lincoln
Guy in Locker
Richie Varga
Carl Cleghorn
Gary Guercio
Guy
Kyle Fredericks
P.A.
Kevin Kennedy
Male Audience Member #1
Heather O'Ryan
Franca Benvenuto
Angie
Karyn J. Dean
Carla Robinson
Carol Poretz
Female Audience Member #1
Brian Thompson
Blitzkriegar
Denise Richards
Valerie
Krista Allen
Annabel
Michael Clarke Duncan
Cardinal Carnage
Nicki Aycox
Tammy
Richard Moll
Frankenstein's Monster
Dick Miller
Repairman
Adam West
Abe Vigoda
Old Man Lisa
John O'Hurley
Mr. President
Gerrit Graham
Dr. Victor Frankenstein
Adam Wylie
Trevor Hopkins
Charles Fleischer
Chad Chimp
McKenzie Westmore
Jessica
Robert Curtis Brown
Gordon Taylor
Eddie Mekka
Tommy Svachino
Todd Susman
Carl Dreesen
Edward Winter
Fred Bullet
Mark Lindsay Chapman
Willem
Lea Moreno
Holly
Daniel Riordan
Cyborg Sam
Ted Lange
Isaac
Bridget Flanery
Courtney Boyle
Larry Gelman
Spokesmodel
John LaMotta
Cocky Pirate
Michael Buffer
Ring Announcer
Stacie Mistysyn
Jenny Dreesen
Michele Edison
The Rat
Erik MacArthur
Bink
Ralph Seymour
Mickey
Kevin Brief
Police Officer
Leila Johnson
Hatchet Girl
King Kong Bundy
Self
Rex Ryon
Bouncer
Joseph Whipp
General
Myra Turley
Mrs. Dreesen
Lou Cutell
Bert
Robin McKee
Lynette
Owen Bush
Clarence
Wiley M. Pickett
Robo-Chett Double
Gary Bullock
Abraham Lincoln
Lewis Dauber
Friar
Andre Alexsen
Lead Vampire
Rick Scarry
Recruiter
Wendy J. Cooke
Girl #1
Wil Albert
Tailor
Janet Rotblatt
Grandma
Paul Ainsley
Dumb Pirate
Alex Craig Mann
Harvey Beldon
Dominic Barto
Man
Tanya Lewis
Terri Wilgren
Babe
Otto Coelho
Peasant
Carl Banks
B.F. Jackie
Aileen Acain
Jungle Girl
Mark C. Phelan
Gym Teacher
John T. Grantham
Heather Simpson
Student #2
Marjory Graue
Hausfrau
Elizabeth Tatus
Vampire Girl
Jonathan Patterson
Little Henry #1
Joshua Patterson
Little Henry #2
Diane Vincent
Woman Client
Jim Keily
Aide
Gary Newton
Billy
Sandra Teres
Vampira
Shauna Thomas
Rachel
Tom Lent
Attendant
Bill Handy
Grover
Bart Williams
Helpful Pirate
Andy Mylar
Alien Pilot
A.J. Orta
Young Chett
Gina Brown
Stephen Zinnato
Pirate King
Coquina Dunn
Pretty Girl
Pistol Pete Marquez
The Sphinx
Adrienne Barbeau
Lily
Bruce Campbell
Gene the Genie
John Michael Higgins
Timidius
Leslie Jordan
Boyd Butayne
Marisa Coughlan
Barbara Parker
Persia White
Kim
Felicity Waterman
Bodacious
Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs
Mr. Black
Carolyn Lawrence
Dasha
Patrick Richwood
Deborah Kellner
Jade
Michael Dempsey
Harold
Daniel Zelman
Soldier
Bobby Porter
Jockey
Joe Hart
Roman #1
Suzanne Turner
Australian Mom
Kimberly Bailey
Tisch
Doc Duhame
Guard #2
Paul Parducci
Centurion
Cory Oliver
Cynthia
Michael Munoz
Sonya Hensley
Carmen
John Carlos Frey
Ramses
Cathy Susan Pyles
Mom #2
Robert Shook
Guard #3
Sonya Stephens
Lupe
Michael Caldwell
Flex
John Ganun
Guard #1
Jason Weissbrod
Party Dude
Matt Murray
1987 Gary Wallace
Michael Wesley
1987 Wyatt Donnelly
D. Ewing Woodruff
Janitor
Tarra Greenhut
Katie
Rahim Muhammad
Bubba
Morwenna Banks
Petula
Robert Mandan
Principal Farber
Brent Hinkley
Ectocist
James Lew
Bossman
Mike Damus
Doomsday Member
Johnny Dark
Janitor Bob
Keith Amos
Mirror
Raymond Guth
Irritated Patient
Steve Fitchpatrick
Steve
David Shofner
Freshman (1997)
Elisa Schuyler
Tawny's friend(uncredited)
Ryal Haakenson
Man in Conference(uncredited)
Gorja Max
Teacher(uncredited)
Bob Shuttleworth
Preacher(uncredited)
Erin Renard
School Marm(uncredited)
Paxton Culpepper
Ball Waiter(uncredited)