Director
John Birkin
DIRECTOR
Stars (in credits order)
Rowan Atkinson
Inspector Raymond Fowler
Mina Anwar
W.P.C. Maggie Habib
James Dreyfus
P.C. Kevin Goody
Serena Evans
Sergeant Patricia Dawkins
David Haig
D.I. Derek Grim
Rudolph Walker
P.C. Frank Gladstone
Kevin Allen
D.C. Robert Kray
Mark Addy
D.C. Gary Boyle
Joy Brook
D.C. Crockett
Lucy Robinson
Dame Cristabelle Wickham
Gabrielle Blunt
Elderly Lady
Walter Sparrow
Elderly Man
Stephen Fry
Brigadier Blaster Sump
Owen Teale
Gary
Sheila Gish
Maeve the Sex Therapist
Stephen Moore
Ron
Jean Ainslie
Jonathan Cake
Stallion
Alan Cox
Bob Tough
Melvyn Hayes
D.S. Quentin Courvoisier
Kenneth MacDonald
Nightclub Manager
Bernard Gallagher
Mr. Glockenspiel
Rupert Vansittart
Commander Crow
Alexander Armstrong
Arrested Man
Stephen Marcus
Terry
Geoffrey Chater
Genuine Carol Singer
Laura Brattan
Rona
Ruth Arnold
Bank Clerk
Archie Panjabi
Nazia Habib
Colin McFarlane
European Commissioner Mustafa Delcroix
Trevor Peacock
Turnip Man
Alan David
Gasforth FC Manager
Natalie Walter
Elf
Keeley Gainey
Girl
Jacqueline Defferary
Homeless Woman
Dicken Ashworth
Bank Robber
Edwina Day
Paul Kynman
Nightclub Doorman
Dawn McDaniel
Escort
Ian Barritt
Surveyor
Chooye Bay
Businessmen
Ben Elton
Homeless Man
Bo Poraj
Young Man
Amelda Brown
Mrs. Bludger
Robert Demeger
Darren Brown
Neil Maskell
Gasforth FC Player
Ben Crompton
Protester
Ruth Levin
Perry Fenwick
Bill Thomas
Mythomaniac
Cherith Mellor
Local Resident
George Raistrick
John Scott Mitchell
Geoffrey Bludger
Jay Simpson
Baz
Ricci Harnett
Darren Grim
Lloyd McGuire
Bank Manager
Phil Nice
Father
Bridget Turner
Mrs. Rabbit
Tim Matthews
Bill Fowler
Nicola Stapleton
Natalie
Jake Wood
Carol Singer
Bill Moody
Albie Woodington
Neighbour
Julian Rivett
Customer
Paul Williams
Mark Chapman
officer Plaiceuncredited
Frank Boyce
Thuguncredited
Jon D. Williams
Male in Arsenal Shirtuncredited
Guy Normas
Harry The Spikeuncredited