Unhappily Ever After (1995) | Full Cast

Gerry Cohen

DIRECTOR

Linda Day

DIRECTOR

Sam W. Orender

DIRECTOR

Howard Murray

DIRECTOR

Andrew Susskind

DIRECTOR

Kevin Connolly

DIRECTOR

Patrick Maloney

DIRECTOR

Geoff Pierson

DIRECTOR

Harriette Regan

DIRECTOR

Wendy Neckels

DIRECTOR

Scott Baio

DIRECTOR

Geoff Pierson

Jack Malloy

Kevin Connolly

Ryan Malloy

Nikki Cox

Tiffany Malloy

Justin Berfield

Ross Malloy

Bobcat Goldthwait

Mr. Floppy

Stephanie Hodge

Jennie Malloy

Joyce Van Patten

Maureen Slattery

Ant

Barry

Dana Daurey

Amber Moss

Wendy Benson-Landes

Barbara Caufield

Frank Lloyd

Policeman

Allan Trautman

Mr. Dunn

Benjamin Shelfer

Beau

Kristanna Loken

Sable O'Brien

Deborah Kellner

Muffy

Faith Salie

Caitlin

Oliver Muirhead

Mr. Monteleone

Jessica Hahn

Miss Taylor

Joel Michaely

Paul Zimmerman

Jean Speegle Howard

Miss Mugglesworth

Derek Sellers

Delivery Guy

Maggie Lawson

Madolyn

Christina Moore

Cherri

Shonda Whipple

Chelsea

Mary Greenwood

Nancy

Kimberly J. Brown

Helena

Elisabeth Harnois

Patty McGurk

Jamie Kennedy

Stoney

Tom Myers

Man

Michael Hitchcock

Coach McNiff

Zach Chapman

Umlaut

Matthew Cox

Boy

Brighton Hertford

Kitty

Tommy Bertelsen

Little Ryan

Chelsea Lynn

Little Tiffany

Tony V.

David Mandel

Suanne Spoke

Ms. Musante

Tamara Braun

Lacy

Danielle Weeks

Jennifer

Blake Soper

Billy Emery

Jeff Doucette

Coach

Kamala Dexter

Beth

Ossie Mair

Janitor

J. Stewart Burns

Elmo

Scott Gurney

Chip

John D. Beck

John

Michael Warwick

Gordy

Don Novello

Father Guido Sarducci

Kato Kaelin

Happy Bender

Jelene Daney

Mindy

Karen Lynn Scott

Marilyn

Bridget Flanery

Bunny

Natalia Cigliuti

Francesca

Kevin Curran

Crazy Lou

Debra Mooney

Saleslady

Pat Crawford Brown

Sadie Glickstein

Kenneth Kimmins

Harvard University Dean

Aaron Lustig

Maitre D'

Eliza Sroka

Galina

Ivana Milicevic

Oksana

Constance Zimmer

LaVerne

Edd Byrnes

Edd Byrnes

Jenna von Oÿ

Bitsy Berg

Dale Raoul

Granny Goodness

Jeannie Elias

Golde Sternfeld

Michael Houston King

Chad

Joel Berti

Johnny Stompanoto

Tom Kenny

A. Cyril Studebaker

Chris McKenna

Mike Baxter

Paul Popowich

Jerome

Kiva Dawson

Caitlin Blackpoole

David Faustino

Jimbo Bacilli

Wendie Jo Sperber

Ms. Snaylops

John Ducey

Jim

Rob Leo Roy

Mr. Gutman

Orlando Woolridge

Karl

Victoria Jackson

Susan

Gary Coleman

The Devil

Stephen Kay

Salesman

Steven Gilborn

Doctor

Ian Patrick Williams

Ray Paul Jones

Kevin Scannell

Chipper Collins

Quinn Duffy

Matt Cochran

Tracy Scoggins

Morgana

Jackée Harry

Ms. Blake, Guidance Counselor

Judy Kain

Meter Maid

R.D. Robb

Bernie

John Patrick White

Danny

Lisa Malkiewicz

Crystal

Nick Toth

Quigley

Daniel Markel

Guy Babone

Kent Irwin

Pierre

Richard Sanders

Mr. Peabody

Thomas Byrd

Professor Alfred

Seth Jaffe

FBI Guy #2

Jessie Jones

Mrs. Lupkin

Fran Solomita

Herbie Sternberg

Megan McKinley

Kimmy

Rhonda Shear

Beggar Spice

Dan Ponce

Chicky

Alex Nesic

Jacques

Arturo Gil

Dancing Baby

Ryan Holihan

Elliot

Aubry Fisher

Sarah

Robert Anderson

Coach Vosburgh

David Pressman

Toilet Salesman

Danielle Keaton

Young Girl

Bob Glouberman

Dr. J

Tasha Goldthwait

Girl

Calvin Remsberg

Pavorotti

Jamie Flowers

Taffy

Diane Delano

Vic

Betsy Monroe

Nurse Crenshaw

Edmund L. Shaff

Insurance Guy

Sandy Sprung

Motel Manager

Diane Farr

Michelle

Seann William Scott

Moondoggie

Erik Estrada

Erik Estrada

Eric Menyuk

Policeman

Craig Kvinsland

Jim

Aimee Warren

Twin #1

Marcia Wilkie

Mrs. Finkelstein

Lisa Arturo

Cookie

Peggy Miley

Mrs. Dempsey

Mary Gillis

Mrs. Garbaggio

Jack Brewer

Desmond Highgrove

David Youse

Skip

Krissy Carlson

Cookie

Joe De Cenzo

Messenger

Maryann Rozsas

Nurse

Jennifer Hale

Kobe

Linda O'Neil

Girl

Nick Cornish

Billy

Elizabeth Tatus

Cricket

Johnnie Colter

Henry Jones

Victoria Silvstedt

Brandi

Christa Campbell

Kirsten

Kyle Sullivan

David

Charles Howerton

Rich Guy Next Door

Alley Baggett

Girl

Gerry Cohen

Mr. Cohen

Brett Stimely

Larry

Thomas R. Myers

T.V. Evangelist

J. Robin Miller

Agnes

David Jahn

Rose Seller Guy

Murray Rubinstein

Prison Guard

Samantha Leavitt

Amanda

Danielle Warren

Twin #2

Allen Scotti

Louie Louie

Joshua Levey

Eugene

Doug Jones

Fake Kramer

Richard Vidan

Boris

Tony Rader

Delivery Boy

Jordan Levin

Jordan Levin

Marcus H. Nelson

Cyber Guy

Scott Lipscomb

Brad

James Wong

Yahuda

Alicia Rickter

Girl

Jennifer Lothrop

Penny

Shepard Ross

Guy #2

John Ziaukas

The Cop

Vanessa Guild

Vanilla

Mikyla Archibald

Woman

Nicole Nagel

Amazon Woman

Mila Kunis

Chloe

Donald Gibb

Spike

Marissa Leigh

Little Girl

Tommy Perna

Dr. Dibitetto

Gregory Polcyn

Lizard Agent

Priscilla Maye

Abbie

Sarah Lancaster

Alice

Jim Ward

TV Announcer

Jamie Anderson

Carla

Faith Minton

Bertha

Karen Moncrieff

Zelda

Ashley Buccille

Girl #2

Linda Kim

Zipporah Wang

Gretchen Morgan

Reporter #1

Steve Lookner

Kromar

Denney Pierce

Obnoxious Guy #2

John Nimo

Old Jack

Richard Hoyt-Miller

Mailman Pops

Dawn Landon

J.J.

David O'Connell

Chuck

Samantha Esteban

Cute Girl

Connie Sawyer

Old Woman

Gunther Jensen

Murderer

Jennifer Lyons

Erica

Kevin Light

Prince

Patrick Mickler

Cop

Chris Durand

Obnoxious Guy #3

Matt Blashaw

Rusty

Jenevieve Zaya Zanasiotes

Older Kitty

Thomas Dewier

Awkie

Danica Sheridan

Security Guard

Matt Reid

Handsome Guy #1

Drew Hayes

Tom

Momo Kimura

Japanese Kid

Scott Matthew Bloom

Football Player

Melanie Good

Pretty Girl

Jennifer Banko

Michelle

Riki Rachtman

Riki Ratchman

SW Fisher

Male Customer

Peggy Jo Jacobs

Reporter #2

Shulie Cowen

Ann Smith

Jeffrey Castillo

Handsome Guy #2

Lou Briseno

Juan

Donna D'Errico

Fantasy Girl #1

Darcy Lee

French Teacher

Dustin Voigt

Preppie Guy

Aquilina Soriano

Sushi

Natasha Dorfhuber

Little Girl

Kimerlee Curyl

Girl

Hayden Panettiere

Little Girl

Felipe Delarosa

Eduardo

Kristen Williams

Fantasy Girl #2

Michael Dubrow

Buzzcut Guy

Melody Clarke

Daughter

Bridgette Andersen

Drew

Marnette Patterson

Cindy Stalling

Bojesse Christopher

Teen Jerk

Will Dimpflmaier

Mike

Michael Satterfield

Prom Geek

Thomas Rosales Jr.

Pablo

Brendan Connor

1997

Brogan Roche

Dick

Eric Tecosky

Joey the Hound

Ed O'Bannon

Ed O'Bannon

Robin Berry

Jane

Ernest Liu

Lee

Jonathan Aube

Guy

Shirlee Elliot

Holly

Robert Lyon Rasner

Chip's Victim

Rob Clark

Classmate

Tal Kapelner

Eddie the Neuter Boyuncredited

Adam Kaiz

Mopuncredited

Matt Seng

Teammateuncredited

Terri Keefer

Patronuncredited

Manu Intiraymi

Co-staruncredited

Rick Blanchard

The Cowboyuncredited

Kacee DeMasi

Bowling Girluncredited

Lisa Hoover

Bathroom Gossip Girluncredited

Melanie Ann Foche

Nerdy Dateuncredited

Ashtrid Rossol

Girl #1uncredited