Director
Joe Regalbuto
DIRECTOR
John Pasquin
Bob Koherr
Victor Gonzalez
Gerry Cohen
Lee Shallat Chemel
Sheldon Epps
Barnet Kellman
Andy Cadiff
Philip Charles MacKenzie
George Lopez
Katy Garretson
Amanda Bearse
Andrew Tsao
Mark Cendrowski
Don Scardino
Andy Garcia
Stars (in credits order)
Constance Marie
Angie Lopez
Luis Armand Garcia
Max Lopez
Valente Rodriguez
Ernie
Belita Moreno
Benny
Masiela Lusha
Carmen Lopez
Emiliano Díez
Vic Palmero
Jack Blessing
Jack Powers
Aimee Garcia
Veronica Palmero
Mark Tymchyshyn
Mel Powers
Bryan Fisher
Jason
Elmarie Wendel
Gina
Nick Offerman
Randy
Ron Pearson
Officer Robinson
Tonantzin Esparza
Marisol
Mel Rodriguez
Frank
Trevor Wright
Zack Powers
Dagney Kerr
Claudia
J.B. Gaynor
Ricky
Carl Anthony Payne II
Curtis
Sandra Bullock
Amy
William Marquez
Manny Lopez
Steven Montfort
Officer
Jordan Masterson
Adam
Jodi Lyn O'Keefe
Campbell
Jim O'Heir
Pete
Autumn Reeser
Piper
Rachel Snow
Toby
Malcolm Wain
Alberto
Adam West
Jonathon K. Martin
Lou Diamond Phillips
Cristina Saralegui
Lydia
Marilyn Milian
Judge Alvarez
Hilary Duff
Kenzie
Tony O'Dell
Delivery Guy
Kelly Mantle
Deep Voice Singer
Teddy Lane Jr.
Officer Hope
Mayan Lopez
Jackie
Steven Wollenberg
Bob Sorkin
Brooks Almy
Principal Stahler
Gigi Rice
Tammy
Skye McCole Bartusiak
L'il Bit
George Wendt
Ed
Kyle Searles
Tom
Keith Burke
Trent
Eva LaRue
Linda Lorenzo
Frederick Martin Smith
Police Officer
Ming-Na Wen
Professor Lim
Dot-Marie Jones
The Inmate
Stacy Keibler
Lindsay
Jerry Springer
Wayne
Paget Brewster
Ginger
Esai Morales
Sonia Braga
Emilina Palmero
Cheech Marin
Lalo
James Lesure
Ben Adams
Rod Carew
Ashley Tisdale
Olivia
Steve Schirripa
Tony
Rita Moreno
Luisa Diaz
John Michael Higgins
Charles
Connie Ray
Debbie
Cristos
Giggles
Steve Garvey
Bari Hochwald
Cindy
Jonathan Jones
Duncan
Branden Williams
Junior
Miriam Flynn
Brenda
John Balma
Construction Worker
Ismael 'East' Carlo
Uncle Joe
Nancy Linehan Charles
Mrs. Wilder
Lillian Hurst
Mrs. Cardenas
Diane Sellers
Emma
Joe Morgan
Dani Goldman
Michelle
Zack Ewing
Young Boy
Jessica Friedman
Valerie
Paige Segal
Jessica
Amaury Nolasco
Young Manny
Casey Sander
Mr. Dugan
Jason Antoon
Hosni
Kate Orsini
Bartender
Alejandro Furth
Carlos
Elena St. John
Carla
Jennifer Hasty
Dell
Tanika Brown McKelvy
Bailiff
Gregg Daniel
Jim
Olga Merediz
Aunt Cecilia
Jim Palmer
Kenneth Schmidt
Boy #1
Sarah Bibb
Meter Lady
Vanitey Ramdhan
Becky
Joe Michaels
Brandon
Izzy Diaz
Hector
Maria Beck
Young Benny
Demetra Raven
Allison
Josip Kuchan
Yuri
Robert Rodriguez
Scott Klace
Bobby Murphy
Clement Blake
Homeless Guy
Cathy Shambley
Mrs. Johnson
Kelsy Kemper
Trick or Treater
Mary K. DeVault
Woman #1
Sara Van Horn
Jean
Nicole Stuart
Rachel
Carl Thiel
Chingon
Brenda Song
Jennifer
Paige Hurd
Little Girl
Marcelo Tubert
Señor Scorooge
Don Tiffany
Parent #1
Marty Nedboy
Marty
Rod Britt
Doctor
Rafael Gayol
Brooke Radding
Kid #1
Oleg Zatsepin
Roberto Cratchett
Mark Del Castillo
Jordan Calloway
Kid #2
Carly Schroeder
Ashley
Marty Celis
Tiny Timoteo
Rick Del Castillo
Hayden Tank
Kid #3
David Alex Ruiz
Rory Thost
Timmy
Sonia Iris Lozada
Narrator
Skip Banks
Fat Elvis
Hillel Gitter
Mr. Balloon Man
William Hung
Joseph Fatale
Mini Kiss
Zachary Morris
Terra Jolé
Karen Robinson
Bonnie Morgan
Rubber Girl
Rip Taylor
Abbie Jaye
Piccolo Player
Sam Saletta
Luke
The Krofft Puppets
H.R. Pufnstuf
Klee Bragger
Kevin
Jacob Richardson
Ben
Anthony Cross-Thomas
Classmate
Kyle Clark
Eric
Jacqueline Obradors
Gloria Palermo
Patrick St. Esprit
Special Agent Saunders
Marlene Forte
Sylvia
Jimmie Walker
Lionel
Spencer Garrett
ACTOR
Denise Faye
Nicole
Ashley Edner
Frances
Lisa Guerrero
Linda Lorenzo #1
Todd Duffey
Teenage Boy
Indira G. Wilson
Nurse
Danny Mora
Mr. Carrillo
Bert Rosario
Octavio Palmero
Susan Slome
Stacey
Matthew Jones
Haitian Guy
Sierra Abel
Fairy Girl
Noah Luke
Davey
Brent Mendenhall
President Bush
Jesse David Corti
Rob
Jimmy Briscoe
Elf
Steve Larkin
Santa
Deirdre M. Smith
Cynthia
Sammy Fine
Billy
Stephen Brennan
Dimitri
Matt Sergott
Dancer
Alex Rayfiel
Kenny
Alfred De Contreras
Customer
Brett Alexander
Attila Davidhazy
Kyle McDougle
Kaitlin Olson
Janet
Kimberly Williams-Paisley
Vanessa Brooks
Paris Hilton
Leslie Jordan
Steve Hytner
Dr. Lisby
Ian Gomez
Jewelry Salesman
Scott 'Carrot Top' Thompson
Carrot Top
Alyson Reed
Mrs. Reynolds
Johnny Pacar
Noah
Joe Egender
Conner
Rudy Ramos
The Old Man
Jamal Mixon
Lawrence
Soren Fulton
David Carpenter
Conner's dad
Mary Castro
Chingy Girl
Laila Ali
Valeria Andrews
Taylor
Marietta DePrima
Winnie Donnelly
Donna Pieroni
Marcia
Grace Rolek
Sara
Dayna Devon
Dayna
Jesse Bostick
Attendant
David Purdham
Father Rick
Marcus Brown
The Bouncer
Gus Hoffman
Heavyset Kid
Danielle Riffenburgh
Hot Girl
Christopher T. Wood
Mall Cop
Chingy
Harley Zumbrum
Big Bob
Dave Mirra
Christopher Carroll
Principal
Kelli Nordhus
Shelley
Trent Gill
Brad
Kendall Clement
Officer Johnson
Kenny Lofton
Tennille Williams
Vern Urich
Mr. Perkins
Walter Orange
J.D. Nicholas
Joey Tyllesen
Paul
Taylor Masamitsu
Steve
William King
Candace Morley
Hayley
Mike Madrigal
Dan Ota
Wil Myer
Kyle
Axel Alba
Egypt Reale
Rosie the Robot
Sam Green
Kid On Airplane
Gianni Manganelli
Jordan Medina
Young Carmen
Diane C. Requena
Carmen's Girlfriend
Michael Clarke Duncan
Dr. Holland
Danny Trejo
Bobby
Stacy Keach
Blaine McNamara
Jim Belushi
The Inspector
Tom Wilson
Sonny
Richard Lewis
Phillip Nickleson
Efren Ramirez
The New Class Treasurer
Joel McKinnon Miller
Ed Driscoll
Paul Gleason
Lou Powers
Ricardo Chavira
Victor
Jesse Heiman
Boy in Restaurant
Duane 'Dog' Chapman
Jim Lau
The Maitre d'
Steve Ryan
Jim Morey
Scott Michael Morgan
Carl
Robert Wu
Andrew
Hector Elias
Father John
Greg Lee
Michelle Paradise
Laura
Angelique Perrin
Baby Carmen
Claudia Choi
Tina
Barry Sigismondi
Desk Sergeant
Dina Defterios
Woman
Daunte Culpepper
Judy Louise Johnson
Jamie Hope
J. Richey Nash
John Morey
Ren Casey
The Driver
Donovan McNabb
Antonio Villaraigosa
Cesar Rosas
Erik Olson
Hayden Adams
Spencer Vogel
Michael Taggart
The Fireman
Paul Anthony Reynolds
Irate Parent
Troy Spurlin
Rick
Chester L. McCurry
UPS Man
Freddie Prinze Jr.
Freddie Moreno
Eva Longoria
Brooke
Ray
Chloe Bridges
Zoey
Brian Austin Green
Chris
Maria Canals-Barrera
Richard Riehle
Eddie Carter
Ken Howard
Dr. Woodson
Julian Acosta
Rick Martinez
Ashly Holloway
Kristi Chapman
Jason Stuart
Sales Manager
Kincaid Walker
Nancy
James Martin Kelly
Joe
Annie Sorell
Pretty Twin
Julie Wittner
Tanya
Connie Ramirez
Aunt Lynette
Rudy Moreno
Blue Collar Parent
Agapito Leal
Uncle Arturo
Kristen Brockman
Party Girl
Mario Lopez
Officer Hector Sanchez
Edward James Olmos
Mr. Vega
Barbara Eden
Ruth
Kristin Bauer van Straten
Chris Watson
Jason Connery
Mike
Tommy Chong
Mr. Gutierrez
Elena Lyons
Mary
Peter Mackenzie
Dr. Loftusi
Gerry Bednob
Mr. Gidwani
Oscar De La Hoya
Eloy Casados
Dr. Anthony Tovar
Hira Ambrosino
Prosecutor
Joey Greco
Roger V. Burton
Walter
Frank Crim
Allen
Jacquie Barnbrook
Helen
Marilyn O'Connor
Dorothy
Geoffrey Wade
The Doctor
Zachary James Bernard
Danny
Carrie Ann Nagy
Waitress
Joe Cooper
Pudgy Kid
Brett Kloepfer
Foreman
Shane R. Williamson
Scott
David Brian Apparis Jr.
Big-head Ernie
David Berry
Brad(uncredited)
Andrew Dorsett
Teenager(uncredited)
Daniel Cage Theodore
Thug(uncredited)
Allegra de Peralta
Kathy(uncredited)
Andrew Stanfield
Extra(uncredited)
Ron Schmidt
Party Kid(uncredited)
Roz Witt
Wife In Waiting Room(uncredited)
Richard Perez
Freddy(uncredited)
April Kibbe
Mother in Backyard(uncredited)
Joe Duffy
Older Hippie in San Francisco(uncredited)
Michael Placencia
Guy(uncredited)
Doby Daenger
Factory Worker(uncredited)
Brian Sampson
Bailiff #2(uncredited)
Latasha Lewis
Court Goer(uncredited)