Director
Peter Cattaneo
DIRECTOR
Christine Gernon
Dewi Humphreys
Paul King
David Baddiel
Bill Bailey
Julian Barratt
Mike Christie
Julia Davis
Tim Kirkby
Peter Lydon
Joe Magee
Catherine Tate
Victoria Wood
Sanjeev Bhaskar
John Bishop
Harry Hill
Oliver Lansley
Johnny Vegas
Paul Walker
Darren Boyd
Edward Dick
Omid Djalili
Ian Fitzgibbon
Sharon Horgan
Mustapha Kseibati
David Lieb
Joanna Lumley
Caroline Quentin
Tommy Tiernan
Stars (in credits order)
Mother
Sheridan Smith
Jack Russell Lady
Felicity Montagu
Mrs. Peters
Alan Davies
Alan
Annette Badland
Mrs. Chitterling
Dad
Alison Steadman
Alison's Mum
Benjayx Murphy
Beatles Fan
Chris O'Dowd
Santa
Dawn French
HM The Queen Mother
Stephen Fry
Headmaster
Madeleine Power
Young Catherine
Bill
Ami Metcalf
Young Kathy
Jo Brand
Self
Alistair McGowan
Norris McWhirter
Briony Farr
Eunice
Paul Conway
Young Julian
Clementine Starling
Young Julia
Narisa Padiar
Young Meera
Sally Hawkins
Mummy
Sally Lindsay
Miss Foley
Robert Daws
Michael
Sophie Wright
Young Jane Horrocks
Joshan Patel
Sanjeev
Josh Smallman
Young John
Conleth Hill
Sharon's Dad
Dylan Moran
Father
Mrs. Bunnichevski
Theo Stevenson
Boy
Jason Manford
Lucy Hutchinson
Rebecca
Ashley Kumar
Omid
Ottilie Mackintosh
Jo
Aimee-Ffion Edwards
Mary
Sarah Smart
Roma French
John Thomson
DJ Geoff
Samuel Roukin
Susan Johnways
Brid Brennan
Sister Mary Bernadette
Ayesha Dharker
Mama
Daniel Roche
Fry
Dani Harmer
Young Jo
Christian Brassington
Joe
Robert Donnelly
Young Chris
Megan Winnard
Emma
Ralf Little
Colin Smith
Neil Jackson
Daddy
Benjamin Whitrow
Seeta Indrani
Mum
Julia Deakin
Sister Aquinas
Archie Lyndhurst
Young Jack
Joan Kempson
Hilda
Jude Wright
Harry Junior
Sam Benjamin
Eddie Bishop
Joanna Higson
Sarah
Doon Mackichan
Lauren McQueen
Alison
Richard Lumsden
Daniela Nardini
Alfie Davis
Nigel
Beattie Edmondson
Annabel
Ellis Hollins
Young Jason
Alice Evans
Kitty
Kevin Eldon
Ron Johnways
Kevin Doyle
Dick
Anita Dobson
Nan
Sam Palladio
Joe Strummer
Cavan Clerkin
Step-Dad
Paul Jerricho
Tom Stuart
Denys French
Milo Quinton
Bunce
Isabelle Walker
Marilyn
Lucy McCall
Belinda Stewart-Wilson
Hilary
Gary Mavers
Ernie
Vincent Ebrahim
Uncle Arun
Samantha White
Barbara
Margaret Henshaw
Agnes
Joshua Oakes-Rogers
Teen Harry
Olivia Cosgrove
Young Sally
Jessica Gunning
Matron
Ronni Ancona
Ex- Wife
Elsie Bennett
Mel
Harry Kershaw
Craig
Cian Mulhall
Shane
Ellie Hodgson
Judy
Amber O'Grady
Daughter
Francesca Dolan
Irene
Emily Atack
Charlie
Amelia Bullmore
Helen
Kathy Burke
Nun
Ellie Haddington
Nellie
Lee Mack
Jez
Henry Miller
Dean
Mark Roper
Johnny O'Dowd
Brooke Holmes
Young Dawn French
Alex Sheldon
Nick
Hattie Atkinson
Sheila
Benjamin Dewhurst
Kirk
Jack Whitehall
Robin
John Sessions
Dr. Edward Cole
Barbara Windsor
Shop Assistant
Harvey Virdi
Auntie Nimmi
Ray Quinn
Davey
Jeffrey Longmore
Jeff
Hanae Atkins
Girl
Owen Salthouse
Sarah Gatenby-Howells
Young Sarah Ferguson
Frankie Taylor
Alexa Davies
Tobacconist
Stephane Cornicard
Psychiatrist
Barunka O'Shaughnessy
Rival Dancer
Keith Ramsay
Son
Seann Walsh
Jesus of Nazareth
Will Rogers
Quaid Cleland
Mark
Evie O'Sullivan
Bulldog
Lorraine Ashbourne
Miss Meadowcroft
Josephine
Perry Fitzpatrick
Gerrard
Martin Hancock
Mr. Fix It
Christian Lees
Prestwick-AgutterTwin
Sebastian Applewhite
Young David
Jem Savin
Gary French
Jason Brasier
Bethany Randswalsh
Tracey
Lucy Laverty
Sister 1
Eddie Ovenden
Clive
Kevin
Bobby
Jennifer James
Anthony O'Donnell
Uncle Peter
Andy Linden
Stuntman
Lesley Joseph
Wardrobe Mistress
Kaleem Janjua
Papaji
Mark Flanagan
Julian Smith
Rosalind Halstead
Tim Downie
P.C. Goodhand
Katherine Rose Morley
Young Sharon
Tom Meeten
David Crow
Vet
Waiter
Jake Roche
Paul McCartney
Oliver Clymer
Jeremy
Jessica Hynes
Dawn
Sinéad Keenan
Mrs Whitefield
Mark Williams
Father Christmas
Rich Fulcher
The Controller
Jonah Lees
Prestwick-Agutter Twin
Niky Wardley
Angie
Patrick Barlow
Patrick
Jack De Carle
Jerry
Ailish O'Connor
Lesley
Eva Laverty
Sister 2
Clara Paget
Linda
Hélène Patarot
May Sung
Kathryn Hunt
Gran
Hilary Whitehall
Relation
Ewan Bailey
Dog Instructor
Tom Rolinson
Damian Smith
Guy Hargreaves
Nishi Malde
Sangeeta
Charlene Evans
Daniel Ings
Dan
Aisling Loftus
Maria
Steve Brody
MC Comedy Club
Sam Coulson
John Lennon
Marie Mullen
Imogen Front
Karen
Satan
Jasmyn Banks
Susan
Frank Skinner
Pierro Niel-Mee
Matt Johnson
Madhav Sharma
Uncle Satnam
Sam Battersea
Peggy
Joel Davies
Alistair
Jamie McIntyre
Padriac
Lee Boardman
Reg
Louisa Connolly-Burnham
Susan Butler
Bridget Christie
Air Hostess
Roger Ashton-Griffiths
First Magistrate
Jacob Newby
Skate Boy
Alistair Mann
Commentator
Compere
Chris Geere
Harry
Susie Power
Lorraine
Max Brophy
Rupert
Jim Fowler
Detective
Clive Swift
Real Father Christmas
Geraldine McNulty
Norma
Andy Brady
Dancers
James Carcaterra
Policeman
Roy Arvatz
Schoolboy
Jessica D'Souza
Kim
Toby Carter
Tom
Steve Furst
Frank
Iain McKee
Tony Bignell
Bobby Sims
Junior Simpson
Tribesman
Aidan Kelly
Jumper Boy
Mrs. Bishop
Mum's Voice
Features Commissioner
Sam Keeley
James
Cara Jenkins
Claire
Elizabeth Berrington
Terry
Meera Syal
Philomena McDonagh
Staff member
Alexander Edwards
Jamie Metcalfe
Steve
Claire Rogers
Mona Hammond
Neighbour
Paul Daniels
Eugene McCoy
Johnny Brandon
Paige Walsh
New Toy Girl
Rufus Wright
Art Director
Peter Harkness
Garda
Jason Watkins
Vince
Melissa Suffield
Adlyn Ross
Old Woman
Caroline Royce
Hadyn-Sky Bauzon
Debbie McGee
Ben Hull
Builder
Marilyn Smith
Charlie Millington
Grotto Kid
Daisy Tonge
Model
Louis Demosthenous
Stuart Matthews
Howard Johnson
Musician
Luke Hope Nixon
Jessica Dyas
Matt Ferguson
Samuel Howard
Rosanna Hoult
Daisy Birchall
Clive Johns
Milanka Brooks
Ethan Coughlin
Natalie Jayne Batten
Eve Jackson
Denesha Suthananthan
Codey-Joe Massam
Stefan Davies
Michael Pennington Jr.
Emily Tinsley
Fiona McGee
Parent
Jane Horrocks
Hairdresser
Amanda Lawrence
Mrs. Oliver
Paul Bazely
Hadi
Gwyneth Powell
Headmistress
Todd Carty
Ciara Baxendale
Patsy
Oliver Johnstone
Young Todd
Shappi Khorsandi
Katy Clayton
Tracy
Macauley Keeper
Joe Dilley
Matthew David McCarthy
Teacher
James Ainsworth
Andrew
Cicely Giddings
Art Teacher
Charlie Kenyon
Lad
Nicole Davies
Lucy
Daisy Diamond
Schoolgirl
Claire Greenway
Margaret
Paradis Farahati
Young Shappi
Rebecca Front
Miss Dyson
Samantha Spiro
Rebecca Gethings
Selina Griffiths
Educational Psychologist
Katy Brand
Katy
Oliver Maltman
Paul O'Grady
Various
Lee Nicholas Harris
Shane's Dad
Robin Morrissey
Kimani Arthur
Mouse (Dancer)
Keith Rice
Paul's Friend
Laura Jeanne
Elise Oliviea
King Mouse
Amelia Baldock
Sister
Hannah Norton
young Katy
Joelah Flintoff
Nurse
Sadie Hasler
Edward Green
Paul Simonon
Self(uncredited)
Oliver Coker
Background Student(uncredited)
Toby Olie
Mick Jones(uncredited)
Arthur Harlow
Kevin's mate(uncredited)
John Duggan
Market shopper(uncredited)