The True Tale of Ole Splitfoot vs. The Lesbian Warrior Nuns of the Great White North

Set in a remote Canadian town ,whose only industry is the local maple syrup processing plant, a group of lesbian warrior nuns, posing as strippers, stand guard, vigilant; the last defense against the hordes of Satan. Late one chilly, northern night strip club The Beaver Dam. becomes the final battleground for the forces of good and evil to go head to head as a young mother frantically looks to protect her child from certain damnation.