How to Kill Your Favourite Character

Riley felt uneasy and she couldn't account for it. Scores of unseen eyes tracked her from page to page constantly watching her every move. Something big was around the corner. Riley could feel it in her font face. All 12 point Courier of it. The story of Riley (a femme fatale), Lilac (an exuberant Theme), Mopes (a burnt out, lovable old protagonist) and the mysteriously dressed Minor Support Character. Starring in a famous chick-lit series as a femme fatale, Riley Goddard must track down a killer. With the help of her best friend Lilac, Mopes (a burnt out, lovable old protagonist) and the mysteriously dressed Minor Support Character can she bust open the case before she runs out of words?