Jimmy B. Good (2006)

It is believed that most American men think about sex once every few minutes, but this statistic would seriously underestimate the horniness of Jimmy, a 17 year-old boy thoroughly obsessed with masturbation. Jimmy will not waste any opportunity to masturbate. But on this particular day, it seems destiny has other plans for Jimmy. Every attempt Jimmy makes to masturbate is thwarted by unfortunate circumstance. From a train ride with two weirdos to a store robbery involving a bottle of lotion, Jimmy just can't catch a break. As the opportunities diminish by the hour, the shenanigans ensue. Will Jimmy be able to get his squish on? Only time will tell.