Director
Mark Mackner
DIRECTOR
Stars (in credits order)
Nadia White
Daisy Derkins
Josip Peruzovic
Self
Emilyanne Cusato
Jackie Flannagan
Silas Killington
Echo Endless
Raven Madd
Randall McCann
Dario Dragani
Susanna D'Arcy
Alicia Botti
Dave Ferrier
El Gaucho
Doug Layne
Sonny Graves
Lauren Langley
Sara Tonin
Lisa Panzer
Sister Sensei
Krystle Ann Griffin
Sister Slaughter
Sarah Biemuller
Sister Spinkick
Carolyn Dixon
Sister Stiletto
Sarah Weber
Misty Rex
Bob Kaplan
Manny Murderously
Quinton J. Alexander
Narrator
Allison Mercier
Debbie Derkins
Nick Berk
Dallas
Rocky Ciarrocchi
Hellter Skelter
Logan Mackner
Young Silas Killington
Colby Mackner
Kid Who Goes on to be a Serial Killer
Cubby Altobelli
Sleazy Neighbor
Phil Boucher
Keith Chamberlain
Wrestling Fan
Cedric Crouch
Daddy Derkins
Lisa Cusato
Bar Patron
Samuel Evans
Emcee
Travis Frank
The Vegetarian
Gabby Gilbert
Jae Greene
Atarii Skulldevil
Shannon Hall
Bar Owner
Andrew Howland
The Tiger
Charlie Hutton
Charlie Tiger
Greg Johnson
Dean Botti
Michael Kaplan
Bob, College Security Guard
Rich Liebig
Referee
Michael Loughery
Michael Mele
Ernie Miles
The Wendigo
Mike Paquin
Top of the Food Chain
Antonio Piluso
Mummy Cop
Matt Steel
Misty's Sparring Partner
Brian Urbiztondo
Eric Welsch
Bartender