Director
Robert Moore
DIRECTOR
Stars (in credits order)
Peter Falk
Lou Peckinpaugh
Ann-Margret
Jezebel Dezire
Eileen Brennan
Betty DeBoop
Sid Caesar
Ezra Dezire
Stockard Channing
Bess
James Coco
Marcel
Dom DeLuise
Pepe Damascus
Louise Fletcher
Marlene DuChard
John Houseman
Jasper Blubber
Madeline Kahn
Mrs. Montenegro
Fernando Lamas
Paul DuChard
Marsha Mason
Georgia Merkle
Phil Silvers
Hoppy
Abe Vigoda
Sgt. Rizzuto
Paul Williams
Boy
Nicol Williamson
Colonel Schlissel
Emory Bass
Butler
Carmine Caridi
Sgt. Crosseti
James Cromwell
Schnell
Scatman Crothers
Tinker
David Ogden Stiers
Captain
Vic Tayback
Lt. DiMaggio
Carole Wells
Hat Check Girl
John Calvin
Qvicker
Barry Michlin
Bandleader
Jonathan Banks
Cabbie
Lew Gallo
Cop
Lee McLaughlin
Fat Man
Zale Kessler
Courier
Jerrold Ziman
Wally K. Berns
Floyd Merkle
Bella Bruck
Scrub Woman
Henry Sutton
Desk Clerk
Maurice Marks
Doorman
Joe Ross
Michel
Dean Perry
Cab Driver
George Rondo
Ronald L. Schwary
Louis H. Kelly
Croupier #1
Charles Bastin
Croupier #2
Armando Gonzales
Bartender
Gary L. Dyer
Man in Crusades Bar
SW Fisher
Laurie Hagen
Elegant Lady
Lee Menning
Nancy Warren
Nancy Marlowe Coyne
Lady of the Night
Lynn Griffis
Paula Friel
Military Wife
Sheila Sisco
Lauren Simon
Cindy Lang
Navy Wife
Martina Ritt
Army Wife
David Matthau
Military Man
Gary Alexander
Dancer
Michele Bernath
George Simmons
Reporter
Joree Sirianni
Cigarette Girl
Cornell Chulay
German Singer
Edward Coch Jr.
Club Patronuncredited
Bob Harks
Policemanuncredited
Paul King
Murray Pollack
Arthur Tovey
Old Husbanduncredited