Director
Danny DeVito
DIRECTOR
Stars (in credits order)
Vic DeSalvo
Rhea Perlman
Francine Kester
Gerrit Graham
Parker Braithwaite
Bernadette Birkett
Mrs. Sweeney
Barry Corbin
The Colonel
Louis Giambalvo
Goody DeSalvo
Ronny Graham
Cap'n Andy
Huntz Hall
Benny Bentson
Basil Hoffman
Frank Friedlander
Kevin McCarthy
Wes Vandergelder
John Megna
Al
Michael Richards
Sal
Ron Rifkin
T.V. Director
Joe Santos
Tony
Vincent Schiavelli
Skip Imperiali
Fred Scialla
Richie DeSalvo
Frank Sivero
Bruno
Mark L. Taylor
Ken
George Wendt
Mr. Sweeney
Steve Allen
Jayne Meadows
Randi Brooks
Teresa
Cisse Cameron
Wendy
Gela Nash
Tamara
Candi Brough
Bambi
Randi Brough
Stacy
Army Archerd
Gail Barle
Hamilton's Girl
Allyce Beasley
Paisan Receptionist
Peter Brocco
Vic's Tailor
Jacqueline Cassell
MBC Secretary
Robert Costanzo
Nunzio
Selma Diamond
Francine's Mother(voice)
Michael Ensign
Le Boeuf Maitre d'
Stephanie Fisher
Mercedes Blonde
Michael Gallup
Opera Singer
Stan Haze
Levar
Jason Hervey
Todd Sweeney
Damon Hines
Woodrow T. Brown
Jerry Hoffman
Mr. Foley
Kenneth Kimmins
Network Spokesman
Bruce Kimmel
W*A*C*ked Out Recruit
Katie La Bourdette
Le Boeuf Woman
Jeffrey Lampert
MBC Guard
Paul Larson
Julie
James Le Gros
Car Attendant
Russ Marin
Sid
Randall Miller
Joey DePinto
Teamster Sailor
Susan Peretz
Network Receptionist
Bob Perlow
Warm-Up Comic
Hal Riddle
The Dean
Jerry Seinfeld
Network Rep
Harvey Miller
Network Rep #2
J.T. Solomon
Mrs. Johnson
Charlie Stavola
Cop #1
J. Alan Thomas
Cop #2
Louis Welch
Steve
Lisle Wilson
Mr. Johnson
Lee Ving
The Dawn Patrol
Lorenzo Buhne
Spit Stix
Nora Gaye
H.O.T. B.O.D.S.
Louise Dorsey
Victoria Cooke
Michael Hanks
Announcer(voice)
Alan Alda
Alan Alda(uncredited)
Lee Biondi
Development Executive(uncredited)
Bernie Brillstein
Man in Le Boeuf(uncredited)
Roy Firestone
Roy Firestone(uncredited)
Robert Firth
TV Reporter(uncredited)
Eric A. Peterson
Craft Service Man(uncredited)
Tonyia Verna
Nunzio's Girl(uncredited)
Ed. Weinberger
TV Executive(uncredited)