Spy Hard (1996) | Full Cast

Rick Friedberg

DIRECTOR

Leslie Nielsen

Dick Steele 'Agent WD-40'

Nicollette Sheridan

Veronique Ukrinsky 'Agent 3.14'

Charles Durning

The Director

Marcia Gay Harden

Miss Cheevus

Barry Bostwick

Norman Coleman

John Ales

Kabul

Andy Griffith

General Rancor

Elya Baskin

Professor Ukrinsky

Mason Gamble

McCluckey

Carlos Lauchu

Slice

Stephanie Romanov

Victoria Dahl

Joyce Brothers

Steele's Tag Team Member

Ray Charles

Bus Driver

Hulk Hogan

Steele's Other Tag Team Member

Roger Clinton

Agent Clinton

Robert Culp

Businessman

Fabio

Fabio

Robert Guillaume

Agent Steve Bishop

Pat Morita

Brian, Waiter in Restaurant

Alexandra Paul

Woman in Murphy Bed

Mr. T

Helicopter Pilot

Alex Trebek

Agency Tape Recordervoice

Taylor Negron

Painter

Curtis Armstrong

Pastry Chef

Tina Arning

Dancer #1

William Barillaro

Blind Driver

Michael Berryman

Bus Patron with Oxygen Mask

Downtown Julie Brown

Cigarette Girl

Stephen Burrows

Agent Burrows

Keith Campbell

Thug #2

Carl Ciarfalio

Thug #1

Brad Grunberg

Postal Worker

Wayne Cotter

Male Dancer

Rick Cramer

Heimlich, Rancor Terrorist

Eddie Deezen

Rancor Guard Who Gets Spit On

Joey Dente

Goombah, Dead Wise Guy

Paul Eliopoulos

Agent #1

Andrew Christian English

Paratrooper

Johnny G

Gangster #2

Brad Garrett

Short Rancor Guardvoice

Michael Lee Gogin

Short Rancor Guard

Bruce Gray

The President

Kevin Grover

Sign Language Speaking Golpher

Hollis Hill

Agent #2

Brian Howe

Clubhouse Bartender

Kevin Jackson

Kikiree Island Cabbie

Barbara Isaacs

Kikiree Islander

Nina Lorena

Rancor Terrorist

Valentino Johnson

Michael Jackson Lookalike

Elizabeth Kaitan

Helicopter Ticket Agent

John Kassir

Rancor Guard at Intercom

Diane Klimaszewski

Twin #1

Elaine Klimaszewski

Twin #2

Austin Kottke

Boy with Balloons

Clyde Kusatsu

Noggin

Kelly Lange

Kelly Lange

Michael Leahs

Jogger

Tara Leon

Masseuse

Rawle D. Lewis

Boatman #1

Tone Loc

Gangster #1

Jon Manfrellotti

Bouncer

Bruno Marcotulli

Sad Mime

Esau McKnight

Skippy, Warrior on Cell Phone

Katherine Moffat

Agent Moffat

Fran Montano

Carny at Weapons Lab

Talisa Soto

Seductress in Hotel Room

Ron Morgan

Weapons Lab Worker

Joanne Nerlino

Machine Gun Packing nun Leder

Mil Nicholson

English Countdown Lady

Gayle Obodzinski

Dancer #2

Gary Owens

M.C. for Rancor Extortion Video

Tyler Patton

Punk Leader

Julie Payne

Mother Superior

Peewee Piemonte

Fighting Rancor Guard

Jeff Sanders

Bird-Calling Rancor Guard

Thom Sharp

Agent Sharp

Shari Shattuck

Stewardess

Pat Tanzillo

Agent Tanzillo

Thuy Trang

Manicurist

Angela Visser

Georgeous Blonde

Reid Worthington

Balloon-Popping Boy

Maxi Anderson

Singing Nun

Billie Barnum

Singing Nun

Linda Harmon

Singing Nun

Darlene Koldenhoven

Singing Nun

Carol Lombard

Singing Nun

Jeanie Long

Singing Nun

Sally Stevens

Vocal Contractor & Singer

Táta Vega

Singing Nun

Jeannine Wagner

Singing Nun

Julia Waters

Singing Nun

Maxine Waters Willard

Singing Nun

Michael Bailous

Guarduncredited

Erik Betts

Henchmanuncredited

Mickey Cassidy

Crazy Teenageruncredited

Bruce Dobos

Presidential Spectatoruncredited

Matt Gulbranson

Party Goeruncredited

Clay Hodges

Military Guarduncredited

Omega Kayne

Bar Patronuncredited

Henry Kingi Jr.

Guarduncredited

Ken Odom

Trumpet Playeruncredited

Kevin Michael Richardson

uncredited

Asbjørn 'Bear' Riis

Guard at Rocketuncredited

Michael Satterfield

Terrorist with Childuncredited

'Weird Al' Yankovic

'Weird Al' Yankovic (in Title Sequence)uncredited