Buying the Cow (2002)

Considerable screen time with male protagonist wearing no clothes. Everything is shown except his penis. one scene in particular he is shown full frontal but has tucked his genitalia between his legs--pubic hair is visible. Another has him trying to get out of a bad situation, he thinks, by going out of a third-floor bathroom window with no clothes on, by using a bedsheet and winds up dangling there for a few seconds outside the window of an older Hispanic lady washing dishes on the second floor. A young boy witnesses this.

Female cleavage (both breast and buttocks) and toplessness (no areolas; covered by hair)

A little dog humps a unconscious male German Shepard, people watch comment on how fast the little dog is thrusting and how he's gay.

A man implies he has sex with a dog (a Great Dane).

Mild; mostly slapstick

A few F-bombs and other profanities..

Protagonists drink beers at bars throughout; alcohol at the wedding scene