Director
Cevin Soling
DIRECTOR
Stars (in credits order)
Tara Platt
Leader Tara
Yuri Lowenthal
John
Joseph Greene
Professor Science
Brett Colby
Mugger
Kenny Wade Marshall
Kali
Susie Schwartz
Shroomie
Dan Kornfeld
Cop
Darren Fouse
Businessman
Carrie Keranen
Carrie
Kevin Mulhern
Narrator
Krissy Berla
Nurse Betty
Mark Boyland
Father
Emily Burns
Girl
Christine Caffrey
Joan
Lucas Carine
Main Dork
Alexa Eisenstein
Rayana
Craig Henneberry
High School Student
Stephen Kaplan
Andy Lustigman
Officer Hardass
Michael F. McGuirk
State Department Official
Teferra McKenzie
Luther
Steve McNeil
Butcher
Jessica Polsky
ChrissyscenesDeleted
Joe Rejeski
Nate
Stephanie Silk
Mother
Butch Thompson
Southern Narrator
Marie Vacar
Housewife
Valerie Vande Panne
Cootie Girl
Lance Vicente
Timmy
Jeff White
Lobster Bib Chorus