Director
Perry Andelin Blake
DIRECTOR
Stars (in credits order)
Dana Carvey
Pistachio Disguisey
Jennifer Esposito
Jennifer Baker
Harold Gould
Grandfather Disguisey
James Brolin
Fabbrizio Disguisey
Brent Spiner
Devlin Bowman
Austin Wolff
Barney Baker
Edie McClurg
Mother Disguisey
Maria Canals-Barrera
Sophia
Robert Machray
Texas Man
Michael Bailey Smith
Henchman
Rachel Lederman
Texas Wife
Vincent Riverside
Mark Devine
Trent
Kenan Thompson
Kenan
Jay Johnston
Rex
Mark Ginther
Carrick O'Quinn
Mitch Silpa
John Tenn
Virginia Hawkins
Interview Woman
Jessica Simpson
Self
Jonathan Loughran
Security Guard
Ted Rooney
Brandon Molale
Doorman
Erick Avari
Cigar Maker
Phil Jones
Businessman
Michael DeLuise
Larry Cedar
Andrew Shaifer
Liberty Bell Security Guard
Vincent Castellanos
Art Dealer
Roger Mussenden
Waiter
Al Goto
Ninja Warrior
Simon Rhee
Kevin Nealon
White Collar Executive
Bill Cho Lee
Mongolian Elder
Chao Li Chi
Mongolian
Steve Gormley
German Businessman
Christel Smith
German Businesswoman
Ava Metz
Another German
Michael Johnson
Bo Derek
Barry Bernardi
Bernardo
Brian Catalano
Italian Officer
Gabriel Pimentel
Boxing Dummy
Martha Del Rio
Puerto Rican Housekeeper
Guelmarí Oppenheimer
Waitress
Tracy E. Wilson
Female Partygoer
Patricia De Leon
Phil Fischer
Bully
Steven Hack
Chemistry Teacher
Dane Morris
Young Pistachio
Cole Sprouse
Dylan Sprouse
Bryan Jeffrey Price
Jock
Andy Morrow
Captain America Kid
Naya Rivera
Julius Ritter
Brighton Hertford
Sandra Lindquist
Bartender
Eugene C. Palmer
Chef
Leland Crooke
Appraiser
Mike Johnson
Constitution Security Guard
Michael Lee Phillips Jr.
Buddy Bolton
Abe Lincoln
Stuart Quan
Ninja
Spencer Sano
Hiro Koda
Johnny Nguyen
Yoshio Iizuka
Ronn Surels
Andy Cheng
Steven Ho
Tony Wilde
Doug
Berglind Icey
Big Bottom Girl
Leasi Andrews
Anna Marie Goddard
Theresa Madelin Lin
Adrian Armas
Group Dancer
Gustavo Vargas
Jessica Lee Keller
Paul Benshoof
Oscar Orosco
Andrea Bogart
Paulette Maxwell
Paula Abdul
Choreographer (uncredited)
Lisa Foiles
Lisa (uncredited)
Jesse V. Johnson
Thief (uncredited)
Shane Lyons
Shane (uncredited)
Alan Scalone
Limo Driver (uncredited)
Kyle Sullivan
Kyle (uncredited)
Jesse Ventura
Self (uncredited)