The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String (2003)

A woman takes a man's virginity, occurs twice. Sex between lesbians occur at various points. Some characters do wear a g string at some points, although they're more likely to not have anything on. Overall, there's a lot of nudity and a lot of sex. These sex scenes are completely random and serve no purpose.

Swords are used to kill each other but these scenes are very poorly acted out, the sword doesn't even go through the person. There's also no blood/gore.

The protagonist's first name is Dildo. Another character's name is horny. The antagonist's name is Sourass. This film is filled with crude humor so it's obviously profane throughout.

Nothing frightening at all actually.