Director
Malcolm D. Lee
DIRECTOR
David Zucker
Stars (in credits order)
Ashley Tisdale
Jody
Simon Rex
Dan
Gracie Whitton
Kathy
Ava Kolker
Lily
Erica Ash
Kendra Brooks
Lindsay Lohan
Terry Crews
Martin Jacobs
Lidia Porto
Maria
Charlie Sheen
Jasmine Guy
Kendra's Mom
Molly Shannon
Heather Daltry
Heather Locklear
Barbara
Darrell Hammond
Dr. Hall
Mac Miller
D'Andre
Sarah Hyland
Mia
J.P. Manoux
Pierre
Snoop Dogg
Ja' Marcus
Mike Tyson
Jerry O'Connell
Christian Grey
Usher
Ira the Janitor
Kate Walsh
Mal
Tyler Posey
David
Shad Moss
Eric
Katt Williams
Blaine
Ben Cornish
Dom
Katrina Bowden
Natalie
John Atwood
Newscaster #1
Angie Stone
Kendra's Cousin
Scott Rousseau
Santa
Sheree Whitfield
Real Housewife #1
Lil Duval
Kendra's Brother
Clayton Landey
Sodomized Cop
Angela Raiola
Real Housewife #2
Clifton Guterman
Waiter
Lane Carlock
Newscaster #2
Ashley LeConte Campbell
Antoinette Beauchamp
Aaron Beelner
Little Manuncredited
Faith Blankenship
Carpet Girluncredited
Jwaundace Candece
Real Housewife #3uncredited
Vernon Beckstrom
Ballet Patronuncredited
Kendrick Cross
Rescue Workeruncredited
Elizabeth Davidovich
Ballerinauncredited
Josh Robert Thompson
Narratorvoice
Rosetta Gadson
Audience Memberuncredited
Moses Das
Bridge Runneruncredited
Chris Durfy
Packer Fanuncredited
Katy Harper
Orchestra Performeruncredited
Michelle Flanagan-Helmeczy
Theater Patronuncredited
Mariama Diallo
Porn staruncredited
Jeff Glover
Lab Techuncredited
Madelyn Glover
Phillipa Cobbuncredited
Abigail Jackson
Ballet Attendeeuncredited
Marisa Saks
Amy
Leigh Hennessy
Witchuncredited
Michael Howell
Theater Workeruncredited
King
Upscale Club Guyuncredited
Cecilia Johnson
Andrew R. Kaplan
Black Tie Ballet Patronuncredited
Angela Kerecz
Featured Porn Staruncredited
Kendall Keith
Bikini Girluncredited
Nikki Lashae
Amanda Jelks
Zoe Pessin
Honey Boo Boouncredited
Perris McCracken
Ballet Doubleuncredited
Audrina Patridge
Audrina Patridgeuncredited
Dena Rivera
Viv at Balletuncredited
Kendra Wilkinson
Kendra Wilkinsonuncredited
Michael J. Walker
Executiveuncredited
Josh Turner
Joel Rogers
Confused Ballet Patronuncredited
Ryan Morris
Aidan
Dylan Morris
Marianne Hammock
Female Aide
Christopher 'Critter' Antonucci
Caesar
Scot Nery
Mama
Lewis Thompson
Madea
Jamie Elizabeth Kelton
Secretary
Macsen Lintz
French Boy
Anna Skidanova
Nadia
Maui Tisdale
Mama's Ridiculously Pampered Dog
John Collier
Theatre Patronuncredited
Catherine A. Cospelich
Ape Chick #1uncredited
Hank Curtis
Creepy old bearded man in beduncredited
Jon Gould
Ballet patronuncredited
Donna Harrison
Witch #1uncredited
Rory Healy
Bedroom Clownuncredited
Gabe Lustman
Allison McLeod
Club Attendeeuncredited
Suelyn Medeiros
Woman on Yachtuncredited
Juan Carlos Mejia
Ken Melde
Cafe Patronuncredited
Lucie Rivera O'Ferrall
Ozzy Ojito
Raul the Gardneruncredited
Anthony Rosso
Ballotuncredited
Sandy Simmons
Modeluncredited
Dianne Starkey
Shannon Stough
Porn Staruncredited
Dathan Thigpen
Extrauncredited
Amanda Topper
Ballet Danceruncredited
Kathy Walton
Memi West
Audienceuncredited
Emily Chandler Westergreen
Marauncredited
Jordan Allena Williams