The Love Guru (2008) | Full Cast

Marco Schnabel

DIRECTOR

Mike Myers

Guru Pitka

Jessica Alba

Jane Bullard

Romany Malco

Darren Roanoke

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson

Ye

Kanye West

Deepak Chopra

Deepak Chopra

Rob Blake

Rob Blake

Justin Timberlake

Jacques Grande

Verne Troyer

Coach Punch Cherkov

Meagan Good

Prudence Roanoke

Manu Narayan

Rajneesh

John Oliver

Dick Pants

Stephen Colbert

Jay Kell

Jim Gaffigan

Trent Lueders

Ben Kingsley

Guru Tugginmypudha

Omid Djalili

Guru Satchabigknoba

Telma Hopkins

Lillian Roanoke

Daniel Tosh

Cowboy Hat

Rob Huebel

Frat Guy

Maris Croatto

Dancer

Rob Gfroerer

Sickly Nerd

Robert Cohen

Nerd

Linda Kash

Female Reporter

Bob Bainborough

Assistant Coach

Gotham Chopra

Deepak Early 20's

Suresh John

Indian Man

Trevor Heins

Young Pitka

Jaan Padda

Young Deepak

Seán Cullen

Referee

Mike 'Nug' Nahrgang

Angry Fan

Matt Baram

EMT

Boyd Banks

EMT

Samantha Bee

Cinnabon Cashier

Garry Robbins

Biker

Peter Schoelier

Uncle Jack

Ben Gans

Goal Post Judge

Taylor Flood

11-Year-Old Girl

Alexia Filippeos

11-Year-Old Girl

Shakti Kupil

Sanjay

Graham Gordy

DJ

Michelle Marshall

Oprah Winfreyvoice

Jahlani Bishop

Children's Church Choir

Jahmal Daniel

Children's Church Choir

Helen Semmunigus

Children's Church Choir

Donna Ellis

Children's Church Choir

Jazmine Jeffrey

Children's Church Choir

Danielle Johnson

Children's Church Choir

Carlisa Lewis

Children's Church Choir

Elyssa Marshall

Children's Church Choir

Jamila Mason

Children's Church Choir

Nathaniel Robinson

Children's Church Choir

Adisa Liburd

Children's Church Choir

Daniel Skeete

Children's Church Choir

Tierra McRae-Spence

Children's Church Choir

Kadesha Webb

Children's Church Choir

Clarice Gillard

Children's Church Choir

Raemiah Dorrington

Children's Church Choir

Zoia Davis

Children's Church Choir

Ashton Williams

Children's Church Choir

Tyra Jones-Hurst

Children's Church Choir

Knikole Frans

Children's Church Choir

Sabrina Morris

Children's Church Choir

Nadine Muir

Children's Church Choir

Alpha Kayondo

Children's Church Choir

Tracey Soman

Children's Church Choir

Larissa Abrams-Ogg

Children's Church Choir

Zachary Jones-Hurst

Children's Church Choir

Madhumita Sen

Group Dancer

Krystal Kiran

Group Dancer

Uppekha Jain

Group Dancer

Dani Jazzar

Group Dancer

Frank Bishun

Group Dancer

Karun Pathak

Group Dancer

Sachin Bhatt

Group Dancer

Prosenjit Kundu

Group Dancer

Robert Halley

Group Dancer

Sharat Chawla

Group Dancer

Namita Kapoor

Group Dancer

Shereen Ladha

Group Dancer

Nazneen Irani

Group Dancer

Hetal Patel

Group Dancer

Sharona D'Ornellas

Group Dancer

Andre Anthony

Singeruncredited

Susana Baker

Flight Attendantuncredited

Jessica Barrow

Puck Bunnyuncredited

Ferdelle Lauren Capistrano

Airport Girluncredited

Jasmine Chase

Puck Bunnyuncredited

Rick Cordeiro

Toronto Maple Leafs Hockey Fanuncredited

Zsuzsanna Cseh

Hot Girl in Baruncredited

Wayne Curnew

Bar Thuguncredited

Sima Fisher

Puck Bunnyuncredited

Good Fridae

Hockey fan in yellow shirtuncredited

Christopher Giroux

Toronto Hockey Fanuncredited

Sharlene Grover

Persian Beautyuncredited

Sepideh Haftgoli

Persian Beautyuncredited

Mariska Hargitay

Mariska Hargitayuncredited

Miranda Jade

Puck Bunnyuncredited

Julia Jalinskaia

Curious Bar Girluncredited

Paul Jene

Hockey Playeruncredited

Kashif Khan

Drama Studentuncredited

Val Kilmer

Val Kilmeruncredited

Dave Kiner

Chanting Followeruncredited

Brian Kobayakawa

Bar fight bass playeruncredited

Laura Landauer

Celine Dionuncredited

Laurel Morgan

Group Singeruncredited

Mishael Morgan

Groupieuncredited

Bob Probert

Hockey Playeruncredited

Jessica Rotter

Persian Beautyuncredited

Keith P. Scott

Security Guarduncredited

Christopher Seivright

LA Kings Traineruncredited

Brooke Stone

Danceruncredited

Lee Tergesen

Roadieuncredited

Gregory Terlecki

Ashram guideuncredited

Dakota Thompson

Extrauncredited

Chris Van Vliet

Party Goeruncredited

Neil Whitely

LA Kings Traineruncredited