One Bullshit. One bat-shit insane. Seven other individual uses of the word Shit, usually used to express surprise or frustration. One Damn (surprisingly). Two uses of God Damn. One use of Jesus Christ (and one shortened to just Jesus). Nine uses of the word Hell, usually when saying What The Hell. Two uses of the word Bitch (funny, I only remember one, but I wrote two, so I guess there's two). Seven exclamations of Oh my God. One threatening phrase, "We're going to play squash with your balls". Four different uses of the word Ass (two of which are listed above). One use of the word Boning (said after someone walks in on two people who have obviously just had sex). One use of the word Bastard (I thought there would be more of those).