Director
John Birmingham
DIRECTOR
Stars (in credits order)
Doug Dressler
Paul Lewis
Lauren Susan
Laney
Robin L. Watkins
Robin Lewis
Mabus
Royce Hobson
David
Bjarni Gautur
Jacob
Evyh Cerhus
Mrs. Leroy
Connie Watkins
Sheriff Bush
Lee Melozzi
Chester
Derek Young
Marcus
Andri Kjartan
Harry
Höddi Björnsen
Potter
Kyle Schmelik
Josh Lewis
Jimmy Johansson
Marco
Lindsey Kruichak
Sweet Lindsey Sue the Country Singer
Rowan Birmingham
Talking Baby
Richard Conway
Father of Marcus
Troy Bird
Free Bird
Jedidiah Bird
Alabama
John Johnson
John John the Gay Bartender
Clifford Williams
Reverend
Bootie Chewning
Appauled Guest
Chris Rubeiz
French Chef
Jeremy Ambler
Horny Valet
Danica DeCosto
Wendy
Meghann Scully
Sasha
Blaine Sirry
Miley the Waitress
Terry Chandeline Nicole Westfall
Hot Waitress
Keith Yance
The Zanzibar Skate Rat
John R. Price II
Fernando
Cory Greer
Skinny Thunder
Chris Shepard
Country Chris
Charles Smith
Charles the Gay Mustache
Courtney Johnson
Jacob's Girlfriend
Michael Birmingham
Brokeback Mike
Teresa Birmingham
Lady with Video Camera
David Bottaro
Lord Leotard
Brandon DiCamillo
Lord Weasel Titties
Alise Dippolito
Beautiful Girl
Tommy Firebaugh
Dancing Vampire
Chris Hofer
Gay Vampire
Tha Gata Negrra
Vampiress
Chris Raab
Sire McNugget
Cory Snider
Extra
Eerie Von
Sir Von
Lloyd Kaufman
Bram Stokeruncredited
Bradley Miles
Singing Vampireuncredited