Director
Craig Richards
DIRECTOR
Stars (in credits order)
Mark Donnell
Chip Douglas
Ian Reed Kesler
Justin Rhoads
Aaron Kissinger
John Harris
Kim Woods
Tony Scinjelli
Louie Vanni
Rudy
Dirk Wallace
Detective Hardison
Rodolfo Paz
Ramone Cordova
Christopher McCafferty
Heath Campisi
Catherine Johnson
Braces Lady
Ernesto Rosario
Bruce Schoning
Damon Buckley
Steven Needlebauer
Kevin James
Rebecca Pinard
Denise James
Lane Sampels
Advertising Agent
Deone Carrie Jennings
Princess Good Lay'a
Lew McLaren
Mr. Johnson
Bill 'Dolla Dolla' Jones
Bartender Dolla
Cory Fisher
Gaytransnecroped
Daryl Watkins
Teen Chip
Anton Maxwell
Young Chip
Gary Hettrick
Melvin Wormwood
Caren Parmenter
Ramone's Customer
Michael W. Chastain
S4U Droid(voice)
Abby Perkins
Favorite Mistake Bartender
Cattie Chaicharn
Mini-Mart Clerk
Bill 'Ubu' DeGroodt
Chip's Dad
Jack French
Cadillac Customer
Patricia French
Matt Umberger
Uniformed Officer 1
Lance R. Jones
Uniformed Officer 2
Don Gist
Scared Customer 1
De Gist
Scared Customer 2
Rex Ruckert
Stolen Customer 1
Casey Woodworth
Stolen Customer 2
Ben Olanyinka
Valedictorian
Martha Burkard
Female Officer
Kimberly Ricketts
Barfly
Rory Bauch
Bedroom Woman
Rebecca Driessen
Chris Blankenship
Cooler Guy
Tony Fisher
School Auto Shop Teacher
Peter Daucsavage
Teen Chip's Rival
Alexa Pinkard
Teen Chip's Girlfriend
Jake Thomas
Teen Cockblocker
Travis Woods
Young Tony Scinjelli
Rachel Allred
Car Lot Customer
Newt Alvis
High School Graduate
Maria Church
Bar Patron
Christina Flande
Sam Flande
Darren Gist
Dale Hecht
Danette Hecht
Gordon Hilberg
Ryan Huddleston
Stanley Lathrom
Christy Low
Jon Musch
Tyler Nordby
Mario Quintana
John L. Ramos
Dave Rhodes
John Schaefers
Dylan Stuew
Allison Swanson
Ryan Swanson
Jake Watkins