Director
Seth MacFarlane
DIRECTOR
Stars (in credits order)
Mark Wahlberg
John Bennett
Mila Kunis
Lori Collins
Ted(voice)
Joel McHale
Rex
Giovanni Ribisi
Donny
Patrick Warburton
Guy
Matt Walsh
Thomas
Jessica Barth
Tami-Lynn
Aedin Mincks
Robert
Bill Smitrovich
Frank
Patrick Stewart
Narrator(voice)
Norah Jones
Sam J. Jones
Sam Jones
Tom Skerritt
Bretton Manley
Young John
Ralph Garman
John's Dad
Alex Borstein
John's Mom
John Viener
Alix
Laura Vandervoort
Tanya
Robert Wu
Asian Man 'Ming'
Ginger Gonzaga
Gina
Jessica Stroup
Tracy
Melissa Ordway
Michelle
Max Harris
Greenbaum Kid
Zane Cowans
Kid #1
T.J. Hourigan
Kid #2
Owen Clarke
Kid #3
Kristina Ellery
Heavenly
Katelyn Lorren
Cherene
Chanty Sok
Angelique
Sarah Fischer
Sauvignon Blanc
Cassie Djerf
Waitress
Joe Siriani
Guy at Table #1
Pat Shea
Guy at Table #2
Paul Campbell
Guy in Line
Josh Duvendeck
Guy #1
Chris Cox
Guy #2
Henry Penzi
Partygoer (Ted's Buddy)
Tania Cabrera
Girl at Party
Colton Shires
Teenage John
Viera Andrea Moya
Plymouth PR Worker
Haejee Kim
Club Girl
Lydia Hannibal
Ellen
Shawn Thornton
Crazy Guy
Eric Weinstein
Stagehand
Danny Smith
Waiter
Mike Nikitas
Newscaster
Robin Hamilton
Female Newscaster
Mike Henry
Southern Newscaster
Johnny Lee Davenport
Husband
Chris Everett
Wife
David Afflick
Wedding Guest(uncredited)
Christy Alcroft
Kermin(uncredited)
Kilo Alexander
Rock Star Party Guest(uncredited)
Jenny Allford
Party Chick(uncredited)
Emmalyn Anderson
Concert Attendee(uncredited)
Dale F. Appel
Tourist(uncredited)
Lilith Astaroth
Concertgoer(uncredited)
Jacqueline Astbury
Pedestrian(uncredited)
Keenan Bassma
Patron Ballgame(uncredited)
Alecia Batson
Girl Feeding Waterfowl(uncredited)
Michael Battle
Party Guest(uncredited)
Rachelle Beinart
Restaurant Patron(uncredited)
Marshall Berenson
Business Executive(uncredited)
Kurt Bergeron
Ronald Boone
Liberty Mechanic(uncredited)
Nicole Boucher
Pretty Party Girl(uncredited)
Paul Bronk
Karaoke Lounge Patron(uncredited)
Lorna j Brunelle
Jeff T. Buco
Rachael Burke
Concert Goer(uncredited)
Alex Bussell
Hot Girl(uncredited)
Johnny Carson
Self(uncredited)(archiveFootage)
Madison Dae Clarion
Flower Girl(uncredited)
Jeffrey Corazzini
Photographer(uncredited)
Stevie Costa
Dance Scene(uncredited)
Ted Danson
Ted Danson(uncredited)
Richard DeAgazio
Devon Diep
Karaoke Girl(uncredited)
Eric Dittelman
Party Goer(uncredited)
Aaron Dorsey
Extra(uncredited)
Ellyana
Wedding guest(uncredited)
Jackie B. Fabian
Fraternity Girl(uncredited)
Keith Fluker
Doorman(uncredited)
Jimmy Flynn
Shawn Fogarty
PR Firm Employee(uncredited)
Evan Fonseca
Man at Concert(uncredited)
John Franchi
Alexander 'Alex' Garde
Boy at Aquarium(uncredited)
Sophia Gilberto
Enku Gubaie
Josh Gunderson
Man At Concert(uncredited)
London Hall
Car Rental Patron(uncredited)
Jeff Hatin
Norah Jones Security(uncredited)
Steve Head
Roadie(uncredited)
Matthew Herington
Rachael Hobson
Danny Hoch
Donny's Dad(uncredited)
Rosemary Howard
Pedestrian at Irish Pub(uncredited)
Ashley Hughes
Byron Hussie
Frankie Imbergamo
Mike Jablon
Nightclub Manager(uncredited)
Olivia Jordan
Lynn Julian
Colleen Kelly
Samantha Kelly
Tom Kenny
SpongeBob SquarePants(uncredited)(archiveFootage)(voice)
Seamus Knight
Ren Knopf
Store Shopper(uncredited)
Mark Kubr
Kathy LaShay Berenson
PR Employee(uncredited)
Joshua Lassman
Ted's Party Guest(uncredited)
Henry Laun
Bar Patron(uncredited)
Rob Lavin
Jordan Lazieh
Kamron Leal
James L. Leite
Christopher J. Long
OnStage Security(uncredited)
Daniel Lowney
Irishman Arguing Outside Pub(uncredited)
Paul Lussier
Phyllis Lynn
Business Woman(uncredited)
Gwen MacKay
Mini Golf Player(uncredited)
Jeffrey Malick
Tom Mariano
Rob Marin
On Stage Security - Boston Hatch Shell(uncredited)
Pamela Martin
Denise Lewis - Concert Attendee(uncredited)
Ed McMahon
J. Michael Mendoza
Wayne R. Miller
Tony Moreira
Star Wars Movie Attendee(uncredited)
Sara Murphy
Bethany Murray
City Girl(uncredited)
Ken Murray
Alexandra Creteau
Club Patron(uncredited)
Jonathan Neves
patron(uncredited)
Roxanne Nichols
Club Girl(uncredited)
Leigh Nicole
Allan Oliveira
Miriam Olken
Ted Oyama
Japanese Newscaster(uncredited)
Richard Pacheco
Man in the Common(uncredited)
Chris Palermo
Joseph Paolo
Concert Patron(uncredited)
Joshua Paule
Airport Patron(uncredited)
Steve Perry
Concert Guest(uncredited)
Laura Pizzuti
Christel Poirier
David Pulson
Stacey Queripel
Karaoke Singer #2(uncredited)
Donna Glee Reim
Wedding Patron(uncredited)
Brittney Renee
Julene Renee
Pretty Bicycle Rider(uncredited)
Ryan Reynolds
Jared(uncredited)
Jessica Rockwood
Oskar Rodriguez
Ray Romano
Ray Romano(uncredited)
Manajhjanihe Royalle
Kayla Ruhl
Eric Ryan
Megan Sacco
Nicole Signore
Girl at the Bar(uncredited)
Corey Spencer
Matthew Spinale
Nightclub Patron(uncredited)
Curtis Stigers
Hotel Pianist(uncredited)
Stream
Club Dancer 2(uncredited)
Tara Strong
Bellybutton(uncredited)(voice)
David Struffolino
Homeless Man(uncredited)
Shannon Elaine Sweeney
John Talalas
Dad at Christmas(uncredited)
Ben Tanguay
Clubber(uncredited)
Trishna
Ally Tully
Cute Girl Groped by Ted(uncredited)
Sam Vanivray
Kevin Vila
Grocery Walker(uncredited)
Derek Kahdiak Vinicio
Mike Wendt
Jamie Christopher White
Susan Wilson
Dancer(uncredited)
Ainsley Winter
Darryl Wooten
Office Worker Party Guest(uncredited)
Luke Young
Rock Concert Attendee(uncredited)