Director
Aaron Sandler
DIRECTOR
Eric Michael Schrader
Stars (in credits order)
Royce
Riyad Lahnin
Raekwon
Lindsey Pearsall
Slampig
Rachel Smirnoff
Tiffany Amber
Edward Jenderzewski
College Student
Censio Ramos
Nunzio
Thomas Edward Seymour
Dick Lawyer
Christopher Husta
Seppy
Keith Sandler
Mr. Pepperstein
Lianna Abrahante
6 Year-Old
Emily Amato
Cheryl
Jennifer Parsons
Cheryl's Friend
Rebecca Brown
Brat Pack
Bre Nicole
Julliene Knowles Garcia
Phil Hall
Principal Collins
Linda Morgan
Mrs. Collins
Jason Kulas
Kevin
Leslie Blatteau
Ms. Zinn
Campbell Harmon
The Priest
Wolfie
Hearse Dealer
El Gambardella
John Fallon
Bobby Frakowski
Logan Muckle
Lunch Money Kid
Dylan Vitale
Michael Jackson Jr
Thomas Dacey
Cripple
Edward Jendrezwski
El Diabolo
Juan Veguilla
Angry Biker
Elvin Caro
Barbershop Victim
Pedro Valentin
Barber
Jennifer Pierce
Tanning Salon Victim
Matthew L. Imparato
Dom DeMatteo
Jeff Moffitt
DeMatteo Family
Richard Vincent Schiro
Darrin Biss
Robert Nesi
Maryssa Smith
Pookie
Loren Ramos
Heckler
Samantha Allen
Bottle Bitch
Detective Scrodom
Stephen Frank White
Detective Harolds
David Gere
Anchor Trent Dorfman
Wendy Olafson
Anchor Wendy Wildman
Andrea Czentnar
Busty Chestington
Mike Dematteo
Stupid Bum
John Gorham
The Chief
Chris Taylor
Satan's Anus
Ryan Adams
Al Chavez
Jessie Sandler
Worms Waitress
Michael J. Citak
Uniformed Officer
A.J. Rosen
Jaki Lauper
Mrs. Meatrock
Jeniffer Ladino
Pepperstein's Maid
Harry Lewis
Swag Advisor
George Petrunia
Interragated Santa
Mark David Brennan
Neal Thomassen
AA Sponsor
Jamie Arabolos
Mayor's Wife
Paul Braccioforte
Mr. Rolf
Leo Petry
The Mayor
Jason Seperack
Mayor's Security
Chelsea Stepensky
Shadow Room Extra
Gerald A. Lombardo
Barbara Harvey
Michelle Rae Berg
Jessica Rodi
Mizzslim Goodie
Diana Martinez
Jessica Spokes
Diana Hernandez
Cara Carta
Jamie DeRosa
Hector Aguilar Jr.
Katelyn Aguilar
Jonathan Graia
James Bortnick
Josephine Calvo
Joel Vetsch
Joy Gonzalez
David Amato
Sabrina Stavola
Funeral Service Extra
Ashley Torelli
Phil Barello
Sarah Chamberlain
Rjn
Dean Nonexistein
Cheryl Marceau
Ashley Slover
Kay Vitale
Mr. Ashley
Ed McCarver
Castle Craig Players
Funeral Service Extras
Victoria Wolven
Worms Restaurant Extra
Chris Simpson
Comedy Club Extra
Thomas Connely
Carrie Allen
Keri Sandler
Aleric Slepeki
Sports Bar Extra
John Soltis
Ryan Barrow
Mary Jo Calvo
Mayor's Christmas Party Extra
Nicole Carrano
Nina Martinez
Marissa McIerney
Edward Figueroa
Jaeri
Robot Shlomo
Comedy Club Heckleruncredited