Director
Jay Bauman
DIRECTOR
Mike Stoklasa
Stars (in credits order)
Rich Evans
Space Cop
Detective Ted Cooper
Jocelyn Ridgely
Zorba
Chike Johnson
Agnon
Grigg
Dale Jackson
Chief Washington
Zach McLain
Charlie
Deborah Clifton
Receptionist
Bo Johnson
Dr. Snodgrass
Rick Pendzich
Officer Cunningham
Tim Higgins
Bartender
Alison Mary Forbes
Charlie's Wife
Patton Oswalt
Space Police Chief
Nate Schwefel
Timmy
Steve Piper
Timmy's Dad
Denise Kaderabek
Talk Show Host
Freddie E. Williams II
Solitaire Man
Clarence Aumend
Officer Partner
Dale Blank
Police Officer 1
Linda Cieslik
Unfrozen Cancer Lady
Josh Davis
Bar Patron
Joe Foti IV
Bellboy
Megan Genthert
Stripper 2
Jeff Grabowski
Alien Officer 4
David Hoffer
Police Officer 2
Doug Jarecki
Unfrozen Republican
Stephanie La Phillip
Stripper 1
Titania Lyn
Undressing Neighbor
Emmitt Morgans
Dr. Schumann
Jessi Nakles
Police Dispatcher (voice)
Jack Packard
Alien Officer 3
Greg Ryan
Mayor
Jesse Sorgatz
Alien Officer 2
Len Kabasinski
Space Cop (Fight Scene) (uncredited)