Darrell Champness

Darrell Champness was born in Bristol on the 23rd Feb 1978. He grew up in the Southmead area and began acting whilst at the local comprehensive school. He perfected his craft by acting to be straight whilst hanging around the school changing rooms. Darrell appeared in 2 episodes of Casualty, gaining local fame in North Bristol for his efforts. As with all child stars he was soon lured into the world of excess. At age 16 his looks had faded and was now considered too old for the Hollywood elite, so he tried to continue the life of worldwide travel and international stardom by finding work as an airline steward for a budget airline. After years of traveling the globe, Champness settled into a new career as the UK's premier stool sample technician, earning him the nickname "Number 1 of the number 2's". He still appears in films, but they are usually lower budget, amateur erotica. In his personal life, he is in an off-and-on-again relationship with a Polish bodybuilder. Much like Ross and Rachel in the hit US sitcom 'Friends', the exact nature of who is to blame is undecided as technically they were 'on a break'.