Ryan Patrick Kelly

Ryan Patrick Kelly is the son of a Navy Corpsman, grandson to a Merchant Marine, and great-grandson to a Master Shipbuilder. His love of the sea ended when he nearly drowned to death gargling saltwater (for a sore throat) as a child. Currently his acting/writing career has been put on hiatus due to supplemental income from tech work and his ever growing concerns that the camera lens may, indeed, steal one's soul. His world class collections of obsolete movie quotes and song lyrics are currently being held in the frontal lobe and will, hopefully, never be on display to the public. He hates cats and those who "farmer blow" in public or private.