L. LeVesque

Born in a barn and raised by wolves in the frozen wastes of Northern Canada, LeVesque taught himself to communicate with humans by using his feet. Rescued by warrior-monks, LeVesque was smuggled into Nepal to entertain goldfish with his striking skill at singing the theme song from "Hee Haw," for hours at a time while hovering in mid air. He was finally freed by a sympathetic goldfish and the two of them lived happily ever after in an abandoned blimp.