Bret Malkin

Bret Malkin worked as a professional shark tamer from age 4 to 6, when he quit for the benefit of his education. In middle school, he majored in particle physics, but his real passion is lingonberry farming. Every planting, he flies up to Sweden to check on his crops; every harvest, he returns to reap his reward. As of October 17th's business report, he sustains 86% of the world's consumption. He lives with his parents and one of his four older brothers. He plans to be the first man on Mars, likely for the purpose of lingonberry farming.